I would never be able to watch Toy STory, and the “Snake in My Boot” line would just...
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The Avengers Theme by Alan Silvestri, Age of Ultron Theme by Danny Elfman, and Can You Dig It? By Brian Tyler are my favorite MCU themes
CM Punk is a clown folks, what did anyone expect? For a guy with no fight experience and no martial arts experience to be competitive? Away with that fuckery and to even attempt it at 38. No Phil Brooks you do not get my respect for being a fool.
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Ann Coulter was more prepared for the Rob Lowe roast than CM Punk for this fight...
Punk had.. (wait for it)... NO CHANCE IN HELL!
I’m just going to say this:
They call him DaRth-2.
If I don’t put my underwear back on after sex I can’t sleep for the... moistness.
I always sleep naked. Sure, the mattress store complained, but I’m the one buying the damn thing! The customer is always right.
Can you just rename The Concourse “ReGawk” and be done with it? I mean, I genuinely enjoy in-depth stories that have little or nothing to do with sports, scathing social commentaries, and brutal political takedowns. But this tabloid shit... Did Deadspin draw the short straw?
As a penis owner, I fail to understand how one can actually pleasure oneself using a piece of cheap old corroded metal covered in road grime and carbon deposits without reducing one’s gentleman sausage to a lacerated, profusely bleeding mess. While maintaining an erection.
It’s those deceptive ferrari lines! They’re so smooth. So seductive. You just want to rub your benz on them.
White men getting offended over other people getting offended is the most pussy shit of all. Just fucking get over it.
Old Man Yells at Chair
But what are the athletes going to have their mandatory every 4-year orgy fuck party in now if not the Olympic Village?
Aussies using toilets? They normally just use the kitchen sink with the better educated taking the time to remove the dishes first.
Abs Crunchum.