This is my favourite episode of Home and Away

As an Australian, I can tell you that the great Australian past time is “Having a Whinge!” Which means Australians like to complain all the time. Especially when they’re pampered pussies like our swim team. Pay them no mind and let them whinge!

“lemme see........ two kangaroos.”

Being like that is a bootable offense!

Jokes on you! Rio doesn’t have functioning, flushing toilets. They shit in the streets and in the ocean.

You’ll just have to settle for the other Hemsworth brother. The non-Liam one.

psst! Kid! Get in the van and I’ll take you to Scyther Central.

#WheresHemsworth

Just be handsome, bro.

Fool! You’ve already caught one... you just... don’t..... know it yet....

I have a civil engineering degree (Bach. only) and I can tell you Electrical Eng is a lot more intense, mathematically and logically, than most other engineering disciplines. To get a Masters in that is insane... just saying!

Still not as cool as The Phantom Menace of PSOne. You can kill everyone in that game, including young slaves, and call Jabba grotesque to his face before killing his monster, his followers, and him. OOH! They should make that game with full VR capabilities!!

Is Pokemon GO at Gen V already?

Did anyone else try to click on the ‘What Pokemon are you looking for?’ drop menu thingy with the hopes of actually interacting with it? Before realising it was just an image? Just me? Am I too stupid to be a PKMN Trainer? Fine, I’ll hand in my Gym badges and declare for Team Digimon.

Oops! My bad!! I couldve sworn it was chemical, but I hadn’t seen that documentary in years. Electrical is even more impressive!!

AND he’s actually a Master in Chemical Engineering. The man is MAD smart!

Send him to the Pokemon Centre then send him home.

Really? Because I always say “HITMONLEE! USE JUMP KNEE!” Can’t just go around throwing my pokeballs at a green life bar now can we?

It’s Buddy Christ!! Bro, do you even....

And a Mohammed one as well? Will you volunteer to put your name as the designer?