Yes I do. Yes I do...

“ Tragically she doesn’t ever clarify what generation she started but I would gladly put myself amongst their ranks should she allow me.”

Accepting slavery for little money is always welcomed!

No shit, you can report racist players but nothing happens until they collect 100 racism reports, meanwhile they spew their poison every single minute.

Even if Nintendo will repair your controllers for free, the reason for this to happen is playing with sweaty dirty hands. Wash your hands kids.

don’t you mean american oligarchs? this is the new american dream: $1 a day slaves!

why do you think gas leaks catch fire? you do know metal vs metal creates sparks? heard of static electricity?

I think you are confusing this with balloons.

Top Gun is back just in time for Civil War 2!

Dumbass even has a butane tank there, if it wasn’t for that wheel it would have been a 007-level explosion

I still have my original gamecube controllers, and everyone says they always are repairing them because they stop working... what if these controllers are compatible with the freekin dorito cheese dust that hardcores usually have on their gross fingers?

He said to wash your hands, not “raise your hand assholes”

PURE HIPOCRISY

You have to clean your hands before using it, dirt is building up below the joystick membrane covering, clean it with alcohol and it plays like brand new.

“I can exist like NORMAL PEOPLE” walks out wearing a neon blue kimono.

I will name my son Pornhub.com

Dating is pure romance, she seems to like boy toys’ company, then feels bad for being just a perverted granny.

So having fans allows you to whatever you want no matter how illegal it is? wow

Any news on Woody Allen?

Russia is now even hacking into your restaurant menus lol such trolls