I like this girl, she just picks random musicians to marry.

Hold on, THERE ARE NINE MOVIES ABOUT THIS THING? I only saw the first and left the movie theater after 20 minutes.

The thing that fucks recent cgi anime is they look flar, exactly like cell anime.

Pelosi is getting a cut don’t you think?

The documentary’s statement is “black women love giant dicks and will spend a ton of money for them”.

you wanna know why Final Fantasy games take so long to create? because they have hundreds of monsters that have to be created., This is what happened here.

What if... everyone is working for the same people?

Jezebel is turning into the female joke site.

charge people the same, don’t allow pink dicks to get in the front.

But they have yet to announce investing in a plastic seal, probably adding $.01 to the price for quality issues is too much.

I’m not even buying fireworks this year, this is so lame.

Independence from Russia’s Control Day

USC allowed this?????

behind every great fortune there’s a great crime

The next Dalai Lama better be hotiness and have a long dick, this dude probably has a tiny shrimp, and that’s not good for some holiness.

The tokio carts are obviously wrong, if there’s an accident people will think this was Nintendo’s idea, and tarnish Mario Kart perfect brand.

These dudes hate people than don’t look white.

Maybe if we get Alfonso Cuaron to make a movie about them like it would work, let’s call it

“Latin Children’s List”

you are the worst! so you get in but the rest don’t? don’t betray your own people have some diginity fucking scum.

Castlevania IV!