“Not in our cit... I mean net!!!”

One star per story buddy. You’re also in the red on accounting puns.

The only thing that can spoil this is if Mark Wahlberg somehow winds up playing him in the movie.

I love that hockey commentators also have to be talented at calling the fight.

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

Caroline Namecrime

Ha! I didn’t even see that post! I just like to think we’re part of the crew who realize the world is powered by Simpsons references.

I’ve got Baylor on line three.

Just off the top of my head, with half a million you could pay all of the players on MSU’s Men’s basketball team $45,000 a year and still have enough left over to buy everyone drinks after every game of the season

That’s because it’s incompatible with humanity, itself.

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Wow, Vlad Sr. was within 30 feet of the pitch and didn’t swing?

Hint: $$$

I put together a quick playlist for Clay to check out, just in case he doesn’t know which songs to sing along to. https://open.spotify.com/user/longmasterwolf/playlist/7cu3I68Ofg4P7jY8iD53ij?si=db_U4pEJRf-ApPLlxkS_ww

He should probably stay away from all Louisville Italian restaurants, especially after hours.

Ah, the classic “5 year old at the urinal” technique.

Bourbon >>> Diarrhea Noodle Sludge

Imagine how often they would have to bleep out the N word if this game was at Fenway.

Texans Sign Brandon Weeden Because They Learned Nothing and realize that the majority of their fan base is also racist and upsetting the cows in the feed lot would be unsound business.