I feel you. I once said “There is no fucking way they can make a Speed 2. It just wouldn’t make sense! How would it even make sense?”

I doubt I got too many laughs for that.

@45: “Were any of his neighbors teachers who should have been armed?”

When duke loses, we are all winners

Well, in his defense, the situation is a little confusing. Not long ago, everyone was demanding to see his cork.

I strongly believe that, in another three years or so, Jerry is going to look a whole lot like Dan Akroyd’s character in “Nothing But Trouble”:

I agree, it is fucking stupid to suggest the only way to “cover” for them was to act like a gaping asshole about the question.

Lousy Smarch weather.

I once made a double play in little league baseball while daydreaming because the ball got hit into my out stretched glove while standing on 2^nd base

And the investigation conveniently opened approximately three weeks after Bennett accused some police officers of threatening to blow his head off.

This story is so wild you could knock me over like I was a geriatric paraplegic security guard.

Cuomo said in Manhattan: “We’re in a democracy, anybody can run, anybody can say whatever they want to say. ... This is the political silly season at an especially bizarre time in politics.”

“a paraplegic security guard” - I don’t know how to say this without being a dick, but, uhhh, odd choice for a security guard.

“A 66-year-old paraplegic stadium employee”

The Falcons really could have used those security guards on defense.

No, wait. Yea 12:80

It’s 12:80

Around these parts, its always Beer:Thirty.

Krzyzewski, like every other men’s basketball coach and athletic director in Division I, is the NCAA.

Congratulations, you just murdered a Hooker.