Bruins fans nod intensely

Nah, they should keep it up. Leaving Edmonton is the only time where being sent to New Jersey qualifies as a legitimate upgrade.

If someone could make a “Stronger With Her” template with the no more circle in a touching embrace with a pink ribbon, that’d be great.

As part of the promotion, Austin Rivers will bumble around the court in solidarity.

He’s referring to how all of the Russian athletes got to compete after all.

Hell, later this month is the 21st anniversary of Fight Night at the Joe.

“Hey, this is Chris Berman, leaving a message for Jemele ‘slavery was actually a good thing is the’ Hill ‘I pick to die on.’ Wait that wasn’t very good. Gimmie a second....Uh...Fuckin’ N-*beep*”

“How can someone who went to Brown be racist?”

“...and the US needs to go BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK to segregation”

Let’s kick it over to “Je-waterMELEon-Hill”

I’ve got five bucks saying this was it.

“This tea is too hot,” Jared gripes to an empty room. “I’ll just let it sit here until it’s cooled,” he announces. The room responds with silence.

The organist playing “The Godfather” theme was a nice touch.

Nothing screams “I belong to a more intelligent race” like using your own picture on the barely-pseudonymous Twitter account you use to post white nationalist nonsense.

Just not sure I agree with Bill Polian on him converting to wide receiver

I’m sure you do too

Hey, there’s Eric Crouch! See, my one example proves racism doesn’t exist.

They give away a Heisman almost every year, so who cares what Lamar Jackson’s credentials are? If he’s a team player, he’ll do whatever it takes to succeed which is why I plunge every toilet in my office building every day so that the execs will see me and say, “that accountant brings more to this company than any…

We can just run this story every year, right? Just replace the name of the African-American QB and publish?

So basically, what he’s saying is, “Watch out, BIG PHARMA CEOs!”