“His shot was broke... he had no self-awareness and thought he was good.”

“I don’t worry about my problems. I just throw a molotov at it, then I have a different problem!”

All we need is an offense, and a defense, and some rule changes...

Are we talking about Kim Jong Il (noted leader who scored 18 holes in one the first he played golf) or Trump here?

I initially read this as “penis”

I think we should put the two of them alone on an island to work it out between them, and then forget that we left them there

That’s considered bragging in Floyd Mayweather’s world.

Maybe it has stuff about cars in it.

That’s — that’s not what “cut bait” means.

I would probably respond to this article, Drew, but I need to check with George Soros on what liberal talking points and affirmations I need for this subject. As a paid protester and actor hired by Open Society Foundations, I want to properly represent my opinion that aligns with His (Soros) views.

So, just wrong?

MRW I’m definitely not going to be playing catcher.

Could be worse.

Anderson: I’m gonna nut in her eye!
Donahue: That’s nothing, I’m gonna bust on a whole bus load of people!

I was going to say: Once the commenter called Jones, “Larry,” he didn’t have to specify that he was a Mets fan.

THOSE SPURS ARE HIS WEAPON.

Yeah, he definitely would have ... except for those pesky bone spurs.