Just because I happen to genuinely think that Larry did a good thing here doesn’t mean that I can’t also be childish and petty about my approval of it.

Fuck you, Fred Armisen’s dad.

Derek Jeter is setting a great example for the rest of Florida by attempting to purge the Marlins of every arm they’ve got.

Over there! Look! A deputy sheriff didn’t step in!

I read Annihilation and another Vandermeer novel and thought they were both perfectly wretched. I’m optimistic Garland can find the movie lost in the book. I’m baffled that China Mieville is a Vandermeer fan. That would be like Daniel Day Lewis praising Adam Sandler’s acting.

The third one .....I read it and have zero recollection of reading it. probably should have stopped with the first one.

Until Kane does, even if he’s barely alive

“Ugh, immigrants, amirite?” - Bari Weiss (in her mind, because she’s censoring herself out of fear of a social media frenzy)

Doesn’t some langauge have a word for feeling joy at others’ failure?

I believe the German word is “Saskatchewan.”

Definitely not posting this only kind of related tweet because I am Mad Online..

Owning the libs by giving your money to a group you’ve never been interested in joining? 

Hahahahahahhaahahaha. No, he’s white, silly.

I expect Laura Ingraham to tell this guy to shut up and.....hockey?

Yes, but according the the aforementioned prophets on the right, Kerr hates America so much that he allowed himself to be born in Lebanon.

“My work here is done.”

Breitbart, Michelle Malkin, Twitchy and Alex Jones are quick to point out that Kerr is a crisis actor and, in fact, actually hates America.

I say let the older Pop be POTUS for 4-8 years (he’s 69 [Nice.]), then pass the torch to the kid (Kerr is 52).

Oh easy, the NRA. Planned Parenthood doesn’t kill children. Have you taken a child in there recently and asked them to kill it? They won’t, trust me I tried.

“Trust me, nothing good will come from meeting local kids.” - Marco Rubio

i love how he was all like ‘i’m not a shitty person becuz the nra pays me. the nra pays me becuz i’m a shitty person’ like he was making some clever explanation