What’s everyone grousing about? She’s pretty much who The Baron thought the “modern” Olympics were originally for - the rich young dilettante or the serving-class johnnie sponsored by the rich older dilettante (for bragging rights, donchaknow, pip! Pip!).

I’m going to go ahead and somewhat rebut this.

That’s the thing... How many winter Olympic athletes come from hardscrabble backgrounds? How many Olympic skiers grew up with poor farmers as parents? How many figure skaters grew up in the hood? How many do aerialists got SNAP and reduced cost school lunches as kids? I know there are a few here and there who didn’t…

I started out hating this woman, but the more I read about it, the more I can’t muster up any outrage.

An outspoken billionaire who covers up his subordinate’s abusive behavior?

Laura, we wanted Lavar Ball, and you gave us Phil Dunphy.

Thankfully it was blurred out on the Japanese broadcast, so no one at home saw how dreadful it truly was.

It’s wild that phonies like this crisis actor get all the publicity just because a few kids got shot and killed again, but nobody bothers to give a voice to all the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a boogie board....

“Honey, what’s a ‘Police Public Call Box’?”

To be fair, Manziel showed a lot of flashes ... much like the flashes of burning waste on the cuyahoga

It’s not policing of freedom of speech. Twitter is a private platform, with terms of service everyone agrees to when they sign up. Violating those terms of service allows them to suspend or delete the account.

Thoughts and prayers

“Well, i wasn’t going to open with that.”

That’s legal in Arkansas if the mule consents.

Which interactions with Mel.... Oh. Right.

I can’t. The apparent, bountiful love between the two of them makes me too envious.

In other news I signed a memo telling all Victoria’s Secret models that they have to come over to my house and pose in their bra and panties so I can personally approve of the new line before it goes on the runway in NYC.

Honestly, that whole family is a house of horrors.

In this extended metaphor, the dog is american industry, the hose is private equity, and we, friends, are the white whale.