Somebody needs to be taken Outback and shot.

I’d love to see Finland drag 52 year-old Esa Tikkanen out of retirement just so he can confuse and annoy his opponents with his “Tikkanese” trash talk.

Um, she’s not exactly the first:

This is actually the first and last ever fake news tweet: fake news was banned on twitter because of this tweet.

Get Big Walt, now Very Big Walt, out there with him.

Better yet, let him keep his foot in the crease.

I have zero clue as to his qualifications (and thank you for enlightening us), but you can’t tell me that photo isn’t of a Fred Armisen character.

+1 Trashed hotel room

And then a 3 minute sob story about how his Reddit posts were being downvoted so he was going to use that as inspiration in competition.

NBC would let him talk for 10 seconds then throw in 5 minutes of commercials.

Carrying on the fine Russian tradition of doing well at the Olympics only when no one else shows up.

“Really without slave owners, we wouldn’t have Black History Month at all. Makes you think.”
- Some talk radio guy in Boston (Probably)

*BPD waits for November and Native American Heritage Month*

It’s in the Bible

“In 2003, he finished second in Cy Young voting.”

I hear buying in bulk is a real money saver...

That’s a lot of Ks for someone who pitches to contact

It’s racist and so are you.

I haven’t seen a Christian be that racist since the opening ceremonies of the Winter Olympics.

Dayenu!