Overrated sports blogger Magery thinks The American Dream isn’t real and poor people should be helped more. Communist?

Vikings fans are the worst.

I gave this a star once . . . ONCE!

The J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS

Pretty sure that being a racist butthurt moron is a primary hiring requirement at Fox News.

I bet The Slippery Slope would make a pretty good name for a winter game themed gay bar.

Thibs is developing a new joint, ligament and tendon treatment using Grit Science, which he projects will allow his starters to play an average of 56 minutes per game. Rose is his proof-of-concept/lab rat/crash test dummy.

motherfuckers suckered me in with that “low price” of $34,512, then when I went to check out they added like $1,500 in fees, no thanks

God I hate that they ever let you out of the greys.

Dude should have known he was going to lose when they broke out this coin for the toss

Here it is:

Did Puig change his mind about going to the Colts too...?

She really dropped the ball by not yelling out “Later Gator!” as she walked off.

I spent most of my teen years as an Anheuser-Busch procurement manager. 

Pierce would have been pissed about Shazier hogging the spotlight.

Same thing happened to Ben Bishop on his first return to Tampa. Got demolished in that game too.
I am pretty certain that teams do this just to throw the players off their game more than to acknowledge and thank them for their service.

This timeline makes a lot of sense.

h/t doorfliesopen.com

Fuck it, here’s where everyone ends up: