FREE COFFEE ON SUNDAY AT WAWA MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!

If his followers are so legion, how did he wind up on a z-grade no-name piece of shit that has poor distribution, poor production, poor channel ratings and, thus, poor awareness of his show’s existence? If his legion follows him so religiously, why didn’t they know he was on?

I am torn on this. Part of me says “burn it down” give them the death penalty for a year and let them wallow in the mediocrity for the next 30 years like SMU did after the pay to play scandal.

I did not watch the video, however I can only assume they were fighting over the final Bourbon Chicken sample that was being given out at the Mall of America food court

I’m not saying there won’t be people wearing Hernandez jerseys because there will probably be a few. But I’m betting they’ll be outnumbered by people wearing Riley Cooper jerseys.

it would, I guess, if the writers were also the ones in charge of procuring advertisers.

Is a “Grammar Nazi” joke too on the nose here?

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.

you’re studying of german has perfected your taking-the-fun-out-of-things ability like a native. DAS IST NICHT GUT 🤔

It’s actually die Eismaschine! In the context of the sentence “die Eismaschine” is in the dative so it becomes “der Eismaschine”. But on its own it’s “die”. As in, die Bart die.

Chances are, The Anthem is playing somewhere. The fact that you ever sit disgusts me

Given that Orlando City has only existed for three years and never made the playoffsThey were so close in their second season. They were playing well but had a five-game stretch where the refs either jobbed them to make a win a tie or a tie a loss and they hit a skid. Then they fired their coach and have sucked ever…

True Patriots will stand for the flag on Super Bowl Sunday.

You are married to a centauride? That is hot.

This fucking jabroni wasn’t even elected Governor. He got it handed to him by Nikki Haley when she went off to make sure the rest of the world knew just how embarrassing South Carolina was. I almost wish I still lived back home so I could sit my ass down through the Anthem. But I like making money so I’m in…

South Carolina certainly didn’t feel this interested in standing for the US flag a little over 150 years ago.

This fucking jabroni wasn’t even elected Governor. He got it handed to him by Nikki Haley when she went off to make sure the rest of the world knew just how embarrassing South Carolina was. I almost wish I still lived back home so I could sit my ass down through the Anthem. But I like making money so I’m in Chicago…

Consulting. Next question.

I prefer the dating app “Mumble” where people refuse to enunciate clearly and may or may not be saying passive aggressive things under their breath.