Way to disrespect my “thoughts and prayers” /s

Drew DM’d me and offered me $20 if I’d put a flyer on every car’s windshield in downtown St. Paul on Tuesday night. Plus two free tickets guaranteeing me and my bro will “totally get laid.”

What I did in the state cases was medical, not sexual, but because of the porn I lost all credibility.

If someone told me last year that in order to get rid of Phil Simms from broadcasting games I would have to listen to Joe Buck broadcast the next 10 SuperBowls, I would have taken the deal in a heartbeat.

With the proximity of the Super Bowl to the Olympics, I could understand him not wanting to take a Pink Eye Flight between Minnesota and South Korea.

People that say that they are going to skip the super bowl aren’t invited to parties.

these are the gloves Ted Cruz always pretends he’s wearing.

I was a 10-point baby born in India.

Next thing you know they’ll be bringing in realty TV stars like a NBA coaching job is just some frivolous thing to give to anybody who says they’re qualified enough.

Still, it feels like this story has not yet been told all the way.

While he didn’t break any bones, the doctors who examined him said it’s impossible to determine if he suffered any brain damage or not.

Nice change of pace to see a Philadelphian subjected to a battery.

None of the people I’ve ever heard call Jane Fonda “Hanoi Jane” were veterans.

I’ve been a fan long enough to know that fans accepted losing for draft picks long before Hinkie’s “process”. “Suck for Luck” was a thing back in 2012?

Hardly the only Oxy Moron in Jacksonville.

if there’s one thing we know about the nfl it’s that it just can’t stop bending over backwards for a team everyone, including the commissioner, hates, for... reasons

I don’t buy it. It’s in the best interests of the league to have the largest media markets possible in the Super Bowl and London is way bigger than Boston.

What? You mean to tell me that Philadelphia fans were less than gracious in victory? I don’t believe you. Has to be a false flag operation, because that is not the Philadelphia that I know.

I figure after last year, New England fans are probably about as insufferable as they’re going to get, whereas Philadelphia still has a ceiling they haven’t yet hit. Which is why it hurts me to say, but I gotta pull for the Pats.