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This is the perfect time for my “The Last Jedi but all the young people are cut out of it” fan-edit. It’s 45 minutes of Luke Skywalker telling Rey to get off his property, followed by Supreme Leader Snoke illustrating why you should write your damn free-loading kids out of your will the first chance you get. Luke

The Star Wars movies are now officially for old people

As great as these Vikings videos are, I prefer the Saints fan videos because you can pinpoint the exact moment their hearts break in two.

Incredibly bummed this isn’t just Magary in his living room in an ill fitting polo and cargo shorts screaming his head off and scaring his children.
Not mad, just disappointed.

“It’s really bizarre because you’re doing the whole show but with literally no people”

“It’s really bizarre because you’re doing the whole show but with literally no people”

Snow events in Tampa are very predictable in the sense that they don’t happen.

Sources say it was this moment, when Haley randomly pointed to the crowd and asked “Hey, isn’t that one of the women who have accused you of something?,” as the breaking point.

Given the world we live in, just be glad it’s not “Under Secretary of State for Arms Control and International Security Affairs Charlie Weis Jr”

Because as we all know, it wasn’t actually Ray Rice who punched his wife, it was Shane Stant! We must forgive Ray and kiss his legs until they are once again strong enough to be the respectable running back that we remember him to be!

China doesn’t actually have the power to do that. The most they can do is cut off North Korea, which would probably kill the regime eventually. However in the interim, you’d have massive starvation, waves of refugees coming into China, dissenters (more than normal) sent to brutal work camps or executed, and the very

Stop saying, “full stop,” Adam Savage. A period ends a sentence. We get it.

i hope he reneges on his promise to keep the team in raleigh and moves them back to hartford, killing karmanos and letting me piss on his grave

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

What was Elway doing there?

But our precious kakistocracy!

An alternate take from a Pirates fan:

That’s Extremely Worrying: The US School System