CALLING “SHITHOLE BANANAS” FOR MY NEW CALIPSO/FUNK FUSION SIDE PROJECT NAME!

The best helicopter landing I’ve ever seen at a championship event was definitely the one that landed during the Penguins/Blackhawks Stanley Cup in ‘95.

If the Jaguars somehow beat the Patriots next week, Jalen Ramsey is going to explode.

“Easily one of the top ten swamp cities in Northeast Florida”

Bortles on his way to becoming a Champion...just like his alma mater.

Consent?

What you talking about. He tackled Crawley pretty good.
Oh, they are on the same team? Nevermind...

No. TOMMY is asleep in the hyperbolic time chamber Bill is the one with the hard on.

Okay, let’s click on that link.

It’s pretty simple. Con men will occasionally go out and defend other con men, to keep the game going.

I can’t tell if you’re a Falcons or an Eagles fan.

Ha ha ha, that was the song that the surgeons were listening to when I had my appendix out. They put the mask on me for the gas, tell me to count to ten, and I remember thinking, “Hey, they’re listening to Tori Amos. That’s weird.”
And then nothing. So now that song is forever associated with the formless void of…

Heh. Absolutely true story. It’s the late ‘80s (this is important), and I’m with my long-term GF (about my age, 22/23 or so), in her bedroom at her folks’ house. Sometime about midnight-ish, rowdiness starts to happen, and the GF is pining for some candle-play. So the tapers come out (we were duly diligent, so they…

I had a crush on a BBW girl in my dorm sophomore year. I found out she was a huge Tori Amos fan and bought her tickets as a pretext for asking her out “I was supposed to go with a friend, but she got sick, and I know you like Tori Amos, sooooo....” We get pretty drunk at the show, me because I was at a Tori Amos show,…

Never trust stories, only trust video of such incidents, Cian is believing.

The internet puts all the world’s knowledge at your fingertips, yet somehow people are getting dumber.

If I wanted to “mislead” a source like Simmons assumes of Wickersham, I’d just start leaking shit to Hench and JackO

It’s funny to read someone who does no actual reporting question someone else’s. The last time Bill Simmons had a scoop he accidentally tweeted out what he meant to be a DM

Instead of reading the article, I went and found the old vids of Tomsula ripping a sly one in the presser, because that a more legitimate analysis of the Wickersham article than anything Simmons could write.

I asked Nick and Emma if they could tell me the truth about fluoride but they declined, saying my brain “wasn’t activated yet.”