YES! That was a great one. Tommy Davidson’s Hammer and Jim Carrey’s Vanilla Ice were classic In Living Color moments.

I’m not going to touch this....

Shit, transition that baseball knowledge into football knowledge, and there’s a front office job in Cleveland waiting on you.

America barely wants Buffalo. What makes you think Canada is all about that?

I remember being bummed when the Tigers traded him away to acquire Max Scherzer. With my eye for talent, I’d make a great GM...

Totally unfair to compare him to Sidney Ponson. The career ERA+ for Jackson is 90, and Ponson’s is only 89.

Emma, you are totally wrong about Octavio Dotel having played on just 13 teams. In fact he has played on 21. Your confusion is understandable though, as he pitched on 8 teams under the nom de plume Fernando Rodney.

Take your damn star!

You can’t touch that!

Hey, you save this kind of stuff for me.

Always a pants truther.

+2Legit

You have to admit that it’s easy to see how the confusion could happen, given that all parachuting events happen in enclosed stadia.

But that’s pretty much all the time, so not exactly related.

Derek Roy was good. Great hands. The one that got me was Wojtek Wolski, who apparently is only 31 (!) and is coming back from a broken neck.

On a positive note, God has forgiven him. So there’s no need for him to resign and no one can judge him for his actions.

So one guy blackmails her and another guy, her ex, secretly records her and give out the tape to a radio station (not authorities) even with the threat of blackmail hanging over her head.

I have it on good authority that the bartender at PF Changs is black, and that Mark Davis, after his fourth appletini did in fact offer him the job. Negotiations broke down only after Davis couldn’t get the bartender to be his best friend in the entire world as well.

(He reportedly might also see some time at first base, after rookie Dom Smith struggled there last year.)