Average pitcher in MLB went just about 5-1/2".

This year’s hot stove is like a nationally-televised Padres / White Sox game in extra innings. You don’t even care about the outcome anymore; You just want it to be over to find out what the film at 11 is.

“I learned to read!”

They drew the maps. They drew the MONSTERRR MAPPPPS.

Love too assert it ain’t collusion, then speculate that owners are trying to make guys wait to push pricing down. You know, collectively, in a method that benefits the group and not the individual.

the most extreme act by anyone was involved was us having to use our Getty Premium subscription to use the photo of the city skyline in our post.

That’s the reason why Kim himself is not competing.

Pizza in the morning,

If I recall, Erin became legendary for wearing her birthday suit.

This is a really bad look for Sager, so I guess he really did die as he lived.

Sager family at the courthouse:

Donald Trump: I’ve been looking for you.

In his defense, I’m sure ESPN would hurl some gotcha questions at him, like “Which team do you want to win?” and “What sport is this?”

Um, Barry, you got a slight error here.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

“Video of Courtney Roland inside ambulance shortly after she was found in Galleria.”

For what assets exactly? Look, it’s just not that difficult to acquire a couple of Lithuanian balls.

Oh come on, we can’t say their defense is overrated after performing like this all season. They gave up more points than would be expected yesterday, but they were playing a 111-5 division rival for the third time this season, who happen to be lead by the 2015 MVP. It was a closely fought game and there were mistakes…

Offensive Linemen are Fat: News at 11