it was not the game we needed but probably the game we deserved

Who among us hasn’t, after our girlfriend or wife has gone to sleep, snuck down into the den to throw a couple of touchdowns to ourselves.

You know who wouldn’t do this? Emmitt Smith, he can’t even spell FSU therefore he can’t be biased against them.

The Deadspin staff proposes to eliminate programs that literally help keep our poorest and most vulnerable people alive? Goes out of its way to defend Nazis?

HMMMMMM

I’m not buying this statement. I don’t see Belichick’s signature or Brady’s paw print on it.

I very much accept this theory. (One Pats beat guy DM’d me to offer the same theory.)

I think you missed the real conspiracy theory, that Belichik traded Garoppolo to Brady’s childhood team out of spite to Brady. One last twist of the knife making Brady watch as Garoppolo goes on to great success with the team he grew up watching and likely always wanted to play for?

It’d be a weird sequel to that Mitch Albom book

There’s no need to ever use that word now that we have the perfectly fine “maga” to replace. Donald is a fucking maga.

She said “fucking retar-”, I believe.

If he wanted to kill black people, why didn’t he just become a cop?

Me, every damn time I see the words “Hillary” and “emails” in the same sentence

Hard to know weather or not this matters.

I sleep in a race car bed.

The entire passport system is so stupid and antiquated I can’t believe it exists in 2017. In our area there’s literally three places to get a passport (there was a forth that closed last year). All of the offices are basically in post offices and staffed only part time (or on call) by postal workers who seem to hate…

This is a good practice to use, as the upcoming version of the internet will (no doubt) limit people to one sports site a month, unless they pay for the “Unlimited Sportsball” Package (Ajit Pai will name all the packages, so they’ll suck).

I will man up and eat it for the sake of CONTENT

I had Judge Wapner’s son (also named Judge Wapner) for jury duty once in Los Angeles. He was as funny a wiseass as his Dad. I was so psyched.

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