You should all listen to this dude. He knows a thing or two about legacies and the Patriots.

Didn’t Harrison already do that a couple of years ago?

He erased his own legacy here

I’m most impressed by the 4 kids with 5 women statistic.

Oh, the folks who think Bernie could have beaten Trump are ignoring some rather obvious facts. As you said, his supporters were even more pigeon-holed demographically than Trumps.

That is a ridiculous thing to say about a Bernie rally. Those armbands were just shirtsleeves attached to all the Che shirts.

Yes, but the Republicans never campaigned against Bernie, while they had been campaigning against Clinton for 20 years. Once they started to focus their bile at Bernie, those numbers would have changed. Maybe he still would have won, but acting like those numbers had any chance of remaining where they were once the…

I want him to try this XFL reboot, because he is going to lose so, so, so much money. The XFL didn’t work a decade and a half ago—how’s it going to work now that the NFL is struggling? And does he think that the mouthbreather crowd has the coin to actually support this thing?

I know that purity tests for the left are super in right now, but we just elected a pro-choice, pro-gun Democrat in Alabama over the harbinger of the American Taliban.

Big deal. The Cleveland Browns have been doing this for years and it has never worked.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that if before conference play starts a team has a 71% chance to have the best conference record in a 10-team league, they’re also going to be a rather strong favorite in the conference tournament. But thanks for the pedantry.

The stereotypical wrestling fan

As someone whose evening commute to Center City Philadelphia is routinely prolonged on game nights, I can confirm that the stadiums located near the Broad Street exit off Interstate 95 or a short trip from PHL airport are easier to get to than a stadium in the middle of nowhere. Gruden was right about a couple of…

lol that’s gonna cost you Israel, you can’t just stick Trump’s name on something without paying him

The Alt-Right Nazi’s who support Trump also liked Jews on trains.

Shit, I tore my ACL in college just being a drunk idiot and “toughed it out” for a couple of weeks before someone pointed out how I had insurance through my scholarship.

He wrote in “Ron Rivera, future head coach of America” on a postcard addressed to “The Election” for which he didn’t apply any postage.

If he gets a ring with the Pats, will he return it since it’ll basically be like a participation trophy?

The mice thing seems a little too over the top to me. I prefer my revenge more subtle.

Woman (me!) gets dumped right before Christmas, spends the $60 set aside for ex's present on a really nice vibrator (originally $80 but on sale—must have been meant to be). Two years later, the vibrator and I are still together. <3 <3 <3