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Roger Goodell Doesn't Know What's Going On

"James?"

I'd like to be the first to congratulate Peter King on his new gig at the WSJ!

Greg Maddux, Fergie Jenkins, Rick Sutcliffe, and 3 Finger Mordecai Brown.

So you got far enough into it that you were comfortable to cut-and-paste from line three of this article, but literally couldn't make it to line five, where the praise takes place? Even my grandmother's peripheral vision would have picked that up.

Why did your law school turn out so many Chinese restaurant founders?

I went to law school with 100 people like this. Don't go to law school.

12? A radical change like that would throw the integrity of the BHOF in the dumpster. I propose a limit of 11.

I'm a Loyalist, you fucking traitor!

We're not going to run a photo of her, but we can confirm she exists.

Madison Bumgarner is a living continuation of Gary Paulsen's Hatchet series.

Six years ago my then 3 year old son saw the Santa version of the snowman pan in the catalog and asked me to get it. I did because I was 7 months pregnant and felt guilty about this being his last Christmas without a sibling. WORST DECISION. First, the fancy ass decorations in the catalog were done with fruit

"I'M ANGRY, AND EVERYBODY EXCEPT FOR ME IS STUPID"

This take is hotter than what the British did to Dresden in the King's name.

I'd definitely fuck at least one of them.

Semien was a quick release #nailedit

Can't fathom why people would spend hundreds of dollars to do what I do in the comfort of my neighbor's finished basement.

Reimer would have saved that question.

It didn't work out so well next winter when a cop let the Japanese Navy into the Aloha Bowl.