This is Texas. Federal laws are for other states.

There is nothing bad about doing that. It is like calling the British Brits, or the Irish paddies.

So, 1st Amendment applies to Joey from Islip to exercise his free speech to be an ignorant crypto-racist, but does not apply to the young black men that exist only to entertain him. Got it. Thanks for calling Joe!

Based on their respective skin tones, it's clear that Melo wasn't the only cancer at MSG last night.

It's the only time you'll ever see these two hoping for a bunch of black guys to be more aggressive.

"typically fantastic performance from DeMarco Murray"

When the cops are trying to arrest you, if you fight back, things go wrong.

You know what they call Hunger Games in France?

Jeez, what did the Leafs ever do to you?

I must be the poorest and youngest of all you ...

I think you're onto something here. We should categorize all people the same way our cable service is categorized. If I ever saw Jim Cramer holding an umbrella, I'd be like, "Stick with stocks, money boy! We have The Weather Channel for a reason!"

"I don't have any interest in politics infecting my Sunday afternoons."

I was hoping this ended with Crawford rushing the stage, grabbing the mic and belting out Freebird, before careening off like an inebriated top, knocking over all the sound equipment.

Yes please go on. Barry needs some low hanging fruit. This is serious fucking journalism here.

I'm just curious how a few players coming out of the tunnel with their hands up for a few seconds "infected" your entire Sunday afternoon. If that's all it takes to derail your entire day, well, that's a whole other issue you might need to consider.

Yeah man. These players need to shut the fuck up so I can masturbate to them violently colliding with each other without having to be aware of their "agendas."

Missing one step isn't all that bad. Patrick Kane missed all 12 of them.

Hoyer had widespread support in the locker room. It was a no brainer according to the players in there. "We're big fans of Brian," said defensive end Desmond Bryant. "I'm gonna get a huge contract next year," commented cornerback Joe Haden. "I've never had this many reps in my life," added linebacker Jabaal Sheard.

I personally side with Beane here. There were 500 fans at the Coliseum who expected to see their team's best guy play that day.

What do you do if someone pulls a gun on you or is robbing a store and you stop them?