As a lawyer, I'm always pretty jealous when people get assigned to juries. Lawyers are typically the only people who are really interested in what goes on "behind the scenes" and we almost always get excused!

It takes real effort for the Skyline chili logo to be the third-worst sight in a photograph, but there ya go.

The most generous version of what happened here would involve King getting caught up in a game of telephone

Dan Snyder's move for "Valid by smoke signal only" was outvoted.

or the lack of Christians chiming in?

He's also stunned by "anger, hatred" from "Creditors/Relatives/Anyone else who interacts with me on a daily basis."

I thought it was offensive when the officials by the goal line kept making that same gesture in St. Louis today. Enough is enough.

Maybe if the cops stuck with exercising their first amendment rights, and not moving to the other amendments, we wouldn't have a problem.

Kind of like that thing in 2001 that Pete Carroll will never forget.

I actually worked concessions at Bucs games about a decade ago as a "volunteer." My church had an arrangement with the team where it would supply teenagers to work the club level stands selling peanuts, hot dogs, and pretzels at $4 ea. I don't know the precise split between the church and team, but I do know that I…

She's more than welcome to replace Trent Dilfer anytime (after she finishes homework)

You cockblocked your 92 year old dad? There's a special ring in hell for you. You disgust me.

"It's hard to imagine any team picking him up this late in the season, or ever again for that matter."

Oh, hell yes on this commercial. I'm a fan of the Bears, White Sox and Blackhawks. I suffered through Bob Avellini coached by Neill Armstrong (not the cool one that walked on the moon). I was 10 before they even made a playoff game, then they got crushed by America's Fucking Team. I still glory in 1985 because…

RYAN: Mike... I just wanted to tell you, up-front, that I don't agree with this decision. But it's time for you to pass the torch.

Tampa is also good because Stand Your Ground covers firing cannons at neighbors' houses.

If Rovell had more than 140 characters, he would've been able to explain that media outlets provide broadcast fees and coverage come out of the kindness of their hearts.

Players be acting like they perform NFL's labor.

It varies by state and whether you have an order in place. My brother in law has not paid a dime in four years because every time an order gets put into place he challenges it and says that he lost his job/ his pay changed/ it was calculated incorrectly. So they put it on hold and go back to court. Lather, rinse,…

My wife says I also struggle with sudden loss of control when raised up. Fuckin' bitch.