PRODUCER: *enters production trailer, wiping mouth on back of his hands* Ugh, sorry, still fighting off this bug. Did I miss anything?

He's hoping to add a hook shot to his game next season if Blue Cross will get off their ass and do the prior approval already.

Looking at the roster I'd call them the MLB "All Stars"

It's not the first time dummy text has made it through the copy editing process

"Hedy Hey Hedy Hey Hedy decky decky decky decky decky decky decky decky decky."

Shouldn't the Eagles' PR staff have some sort of policy against their players following other teams?

Carl Hiaasen just got the idea for his next deranged villain.

That's something we had quite a few discussions about as I reported this story, which, as you can see, took a whole lot of time. Ultimately, Stephen and I decided that the benefits of this story are to shine a spotlight on A) just one of many, many people that critics like Anita Sarkeesian deal with on daily basis,…

I guess when it comes to a black person trusting police, it really does take a leap of faith.

So, bottom line, the reports says that Qatar and Russian weren't so much above the general FIFA corruption baseline as to require a rebid.

The "why" is because it's still such a new option. Maybe Mudiay being a top-5 pick will change some agents' and players' minds, but right now there's not enough evidence about the effect on a player's draft stock. Jennings did it and went 10 despite having a terrible season in Italy; Jeremy Tyler played poorly in…

Dan Gilbert: sensitive penis.

...am I the only one who read this in a Norman Chad voice?

"I'm not going to respond to hypotheticals here."

They just got carried away because they're so concerned about ethics in journalism.

Powell may call it "running train", but UNC calls it studying to become an engineer.

Finally, Powell threw in an anecdote about how a female student did all the work for one athlete, after which "we all ran a train on her."

Chloe apparently tweeted a photo of a cheese grater (which was later deleted) before the game, because Packers fans are Cheeseheads, get it?

Typically, when someone writes "FUCK all of you that think I am unstable and on Drugs!!!!!!" they're probably fine.

Ladybugs 2: Bugging the S&*t out of me