Many folks know that the University of Chicago has a similar story with the Big 10- former power, charter member, now playing D-III ball. So it is very cool that Chicago will be joining Sewanee's athletic conference as a football-only member in 2015. I have half a mind to start a Kickstarter campaign to fund the…

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

i smell an Obama conspiracy in the works.

Maybe "I'm rededicating myself to Islam" is his personal euphemism for "I have to take a shit."

Mark Emmert: "You pay them 10%?! What a ripoff!!"

Kobe just won't be stopped in Colorado.

I'm embarrassed for this guy. I mean, nothing is worse than a basketball jersey on a grown man.

I hope they do this to Kobe later just to see him go for a furious 42 point night on 17-48 shooting.

Well, yeah. I've never heard of anyone being able to choose who they're attracted to or what turns them on. That comes from parts of the brain we can't consciously control. Do you choose to have goosebumps when you're cold, or choose to have wrinkly finger tips when they're wet?

appreciate it everything is on the up and up now. And she was stage 2 so not as intense but still enough to change your life.

No way around it, it is pure shit. It is genuinely nice to see a kid who has gone through more hell in four years than I have in my entire life have a nice night.

True story: he was doing a signing for some of his godawful smokes at a cigar shop in western MA a few years back. He reeked of Jim Beam and Slim Jims, and half an hour in decides he needs a break from signing autographs for the 11 people there, to drop sticks. Seventeen minutes later he's back and a waft of shit…

I read Thomas "Hollywood" Hendrson's book about 20 years ago and in-between anecdotes about snorting coke and threatening to murder people, he told a lovely story about Ditka (Cowboys special teams coach at the time) ordering a young Henderson to take out Tom Dempsey on the opening kickoff. Apparently Dempsey would…

Francesa: You know why it didn't work? Because I can't be controlled.

So... what you're saying is: success doesn't depend on who you replace Drew Bledsoe with, just replace him.

A Marchment taking responsibility for a cheap shot. Wonders never cease.

Brings a new meaning to "hit the showers", I guess.

This one's for you, Coach...

Rutherford overpaid a player on the downside of their career with marginal stats? Welcome to Carolina North, Pittsburgh.

Congratulations to Penn State fans, who finally have proof that they were the actual victims in this scandal.