"The Phillies Way" by Ruin Tomorrow or "How I Stopped Worrying About the Salary Cap, the Farm System, My Reputation, the Fans, Common Sense, Competitiveness and Learned to Love Seeing My Name in Print."

Both teams and supporters need to take a step back and relax. It's the beautiful game. Maybe in the future they will realize, that in order to further the advancement and progression of the game itself, they will need to take a more gentile approach.

There are worse ways to spend your Tuesday.

And here's Leggio's spot-on Pierre McGuire.

"While there was no clear playbook for how to handle this type of situation" - Vinny Del Negro (after every time-out)

Only if you promise you're never gonna give me up or let me down.

My stepdad, for one, is super excited to hear about a Mexican losing his job to a middle-aged white guy.

What kind of socialist, Alinksytard propagandist thinks he can just waltz right in, seize the Kings logo, and denigrate it for his own needs instead of respecting the property rights of the owners who have worked long and hard to denigrate that logo for years?

"If we're gonna play this game, then how can anyone support the Jaguars?!

Guys, guys, relax. It's just a horse.

The Seahawks name just mocks blind NFL fans who will never see a hawk in their lives!

"Jets? The 9/11 hijackers used jets as weapons. If you are a Jets fan, you support terrorism."

"Broncos? OJ drove a White Bronco. If you are a Broncos fan, you support wife killers." - Jay Schoeder

You see, David "Poop" Jameis was a famous jazz musician in the 1950's. His styles in Free Jazz inspired many and he performed predominately at food festivals and 5-star seafood restaurants. His main hit "Walking on Crab Legs" was widely accepted as the best Free Jazz single in that era. So his sign is a metaphorical…

sir, with a last name of keester does that senor peruse the english dictionary by any chance? senor, look under column b for: bohica....

Either way, Bumgarner's 0.43 era will become an iconic number in Giants World Series history, right alongside Barry Bonds' 8.75 hat size.

"Yeah, Kevin Bumgarner's alright, I guess." -Louis Sutter

Kevin's adorable Hudson-isms continued, "sometimes you're the pitcher and sometimes you're the catcher, but in either case I would know you're not my son."

Actually, if we're going strictly by the numbers, Travis Henry is probably the best sports dad.

This is the first documented case of an old person moving from Tampa Bay to Chicago.