theancientbooer
The Ancient Booer
theancientbooer

It’s a wet-ass pussy. Not a wet ass-pussy. You are thinking of the latter. They are singing about the former.

Never was a fan of hers, but I have to admit that watching hordes of men lose their fucking minds because she rapped about a basic reality of female sexual arousal is doing a lot to win me over.

Did Meghan really take paparazzi coverage from Eugenie? I feel like Eugenie never got much media attention in the first place. Though I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that she and Beatrice don’t like Meaghan or Kate, there have been rumors for years about them hating Kate.

Well, mine dried up like the Old West when I heard his voice. A tumble weed rolled out.

Ben Shapiro is that guy from college who wants to convince you the female orgasm is a myth and the clitoris doesn’t have any nerve endings.

Came here to say this verbatim. I’m not sure this segment is doing what you think it is, Ben. Don’t go chasing waterfalls. Just stick to the dry rivers and lakes that you’re used to.

Imagine telling on yourself this hard by thinking a woman with a wet pussy has a medical condition.

The Daily Mail caption of a similar photo labeled it a “Down the Clown coconut shy-style game.” I know what those words mean individually…

that is most definitely not skeeball. Not sure exactly what that is, though. I’m sure Kelly is more informed

This was actually a few weeks ago so not sure why it’s making the news now - the dog was found dead (or at least just his collar / evidence?)

I’ve always liked that this is a site that will, on one hand, poo-poo people for armchair psychologizing, or concern trollings the likes of Kanye West, or otherwise bemoan the way many Americans and media outlets amplify baseless and potentially harmful conspiracy theories or discuss mental illness...

Agreed. For some people conservatorship is a godsend, and at least from out here, to me, it seems to be what saved Britney. Not that you’re making this point—I don’t want to put words in your mouth...but I’ve always found he #FreeBritney movement to be absolutely silly. Does anyone remember Britney in 2007? The poor

I appreciate the manner in which you’ve organized these receipts.

I’m gonna the tacky one to ask about the country star because I’ve been day-drinking: I know you can’t name names, but can you at least tell us if we would be surprised by the country star (ala Tanya Tucker), or would it be the last person we’d imagine (ala Carrie Underwood)?

Damn, I completely forgot drowning in your own fluid filled lungs was a symptom of colon cancer.

Wild I think her business is silly, I’m more annoyed that churches and Kanye got these loans

Breaking news: Person we don’t like used Government program...exactly as it was intended. 

So the headline is actually “Business Owner Receives PPP And Keeps 25 Jobs”. 

Look, if you’re mad that a privileged fashion “influencer” has parlayed this silly shit into a business that requires a staff of 25 - ok, fine. Don’t drag her for getting a PPP loan. Any legit small business entity could apply for and use PPP funds.

The answer to this silly shit is a boycott of influencers and the