theancientbooer
The Ancient Booer
theancientbooer

An entire post explaining HRV and not one mention of how “high” or “low” HRV is defined. I believe you are lacking some key information to make this informative.

Subarus are the unofficial car of New England. Everyone from broke college students (older models) to millionaires (newer models) drive them around these parts. Great in the snow, dependable year round, with decent gas mileage to boot.

I treated myself to a leather Madewell tote after receiving a promotion about 5 years ago. It cost more than I was comfortable spending on a bag, but I figured it was a rare treat yo self moment for me. I have used that tote daily for work the past 5 years, overloading it more than I ever should. My laptop, lunch, gym

Did you even read Seinfeld’s op-ed, Rebecca? Seinfeld was responding to people who are claiming NYC is dead. He wasn’t giving people shit for leaving the city due to personal economic issues. 

It is indeed real. The NY Times even posted an article about Defector today!

If Gap goes down I am DOOMED you guys. I have an ass on me. I am thin, but my ass is one size bigger than my waist. Gap curvy jeans are the only ones I have found that don’t force me to buy too-big pants that fit over my ass but leave my waist with the dreaded ass crack showing gap (no pun intended). 

They were planning to spin ON off into its own brand but then in January said they ended those plans. ON is still under the Gap umbrella and will go down with the mothership. 

I understand the “kneeling as theater” is problematic. However, at the protest I attended the other day, the crowd *asked* the police to link arms with them and to take a knee. And they did. Of course the media will do what they will with the photos but I’m not going to give the cops shit for obliging. If the police re

Ignore it and stew inside? That’s not the way of New York. That’s some southern passive aggressive BS of the “bless your heart” variety. 

A recent article in the NY Times says the White House is using the coronavirus test ID NOW by Abbott Labs. It is known for its false negatives.

You’re thinking of the Italian-American lasagna, which has roots in southern Italy. Pasta sheets serving as carriers of large quantities of cheese...I don’t say that in a negative way because it’s super tasty in its own right. Traditional Italian lasagne does not have gobs of ricotta and mozzarella but instead a

You don’t wear a mask to block the virus. You wear a mask so when you talk your spit doesn’t fly at others. You wear a mask so you don’t exhale droplets on innocent bystanders. We have no idea who among us are asymptomatic carriers. Your mask protects me and my mask protects you. 

I forgot about that show! It was so great.

I loved JCrew back in the late 90s/early aughts when they were cranking out well made wardrobe staples. They were pricey but were made to last. As a recent college grad, they were my “investment pieces.” Then they started charging the same price for cheaply made see through tees, ill fitting sweaters, and statement

I loved Happy Endings and was devastated when it was cancelled. I’ll never not crack up thinking of Penny’s flowy pants from the line Bassett for Angela by Angela Bassett. 

The garbage backbone of Jezebel’s site has made me not frequent these pages as often, unfortunately. I mostly access from my iPhone, which requires me to reload the webpage once, sometimes twice, then I can get the comments to load. If I can’t see comments, I won’t bother stopping by here anymore and I’m sure others

Still having about the same amount of sex as before, somewhere in the neighborhood of twice a week. 

Nancy Snyderman was canned from NBC for publicly and blatantly ignoring an Ebola quarantine. There was a big kerfuffle about it and she disappeared from the network as part of the very public fallout.

You are probably remembering her old nose and face, pre-fillers. She went from super cute to generic looking blonde lady.

Those of us on Team Bidet are smiling smugly as we watch you load up your carts with 48 packs of TP. I buy toilet paper so infrequently I can’t even remember the last time I had to replenish stock.