THIS is the shit I often miss about living in New York. The absolutely terrifying ability of a group of people to call someone out and tear a new one. It has its downsides, but man...it is effective. 

Fortunately, cruise ships offer other mechanisms by which hundreds & hundreds of people can easily be sickened simultaneously.

. . . or the salad bar, once a solid deli/grocery store standby, but now a virus petri dish.

Yes, absolute perfection! But then the tabs would have to admit that it wasn’t Meghan’s "fault"...and they’ll never ever admit that.

Apparently, Harry hates the term “Megxit” because it implies Meghan was the one who wanted to leave the U.K., though it is a convenient pun. Perhaps “Susxit”

No, you mean a man who went to serve in Afghan partly to get away from the Press and has a longstanding issue with them for, you know, getting his mother killed might have been the one to want to leave?

It seems like trying any new deodorant in summer in New Orleans is a risk. New Orleans summer is for tried & true deodorants, try outt the new stuff in Minnesota in spring maybe.

Ford is the woman in the room who is standing politely, sweet and docile, because she knows if she spoke her truth out loud she would pay for it later. So she’s saying to the cop at the front door, “I just slipped and fell, I’m so clumsy! I really don’t know why the neighbors called. I’m so sorry you had to waste your…

When Mr. Trump took off the mask, the chairman felt compelled to not object, the sources said. When a reporter asked if he was ok with the president not wearing a mask, Ford replied, “It’s his choice.”

::3 days from now:: “I never said I was taking it! Who says I said I was taking it?! The Fake News Media!”

Hopefully both.

18,000 public lies in three years makes it hard for me to believe anything this buffoon says. He just needs people to be talking about him, doesn't matter what about.

$50 says he’s lying about taking it, just like he lies about everything else. 

what a bunch of cretins.

This is fucking ridiculous and should not have been published.

Who thought it was okay to do this? this is pretty deplorable.

This article is so gross. Public health > your need to get off

So after publishing this totally gross and annoying article, I think you've waived your right to discuss anything Covid 19 related ever again. Congrats on being part if the problem.

I’m quarantining apart from my boyfriend. He lives 3 blocks away and we haven’t broken quarantine.

Nope.