theancientbooer
The Ancient Booer
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Combine that haircut + not having lips and the accuracy of that assessment only goes up.

As soon as I saw that haircut, I said he was a part of it. 100%.

Any adult man with that haircut is a racist. Sorry. But you are. 

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Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, my client is just a Caveman. Your world frightens and confuses him, and he’s frightened by your strange flying machines. I don’t know. His primitive mind can’t grasp these concepts.

My first thought upon seeing this video (after being horrified) was, “why the hell was someone shooting a random drive down the street where nothing appeared to be happening? And then, boom, they come upon this scene, out of the blue?” Nope. Nopety nope, nope, nope.

This guy was fucking in on it 100%. I honestly can’t even believe they’re doing the rounds trying to make him look innocent. This interview was ridiculous. Motherfucker was filming before the incident went down, you can hear a gun getting cocked in the original audio, and he had NO MOTHERFUCKING REACTION TO SOMEONE

But one thing is crystal: Gough was attempting to paint Bryan as a simpleton

one who boldly adds sugar and sliced American cheese to tinfoil, and microwaves the entire packet.”

I didn’t even read the article, just came straight here to make sure someone had already said this. I said it in last week’s J Crew article! FFS.

Just because a company declares bankruptcy does not mean the company ceases to exist. It does mean they probably have some pretty sweet sales right now. My husband and i ordered a bunch of stuff from them late last week, all 35-50% off. People can still buy all their J. Crew gear, it’s gonna be fine.

Right? I’m thinking we need a 101 on what Chapter 11 means; it’s a restructuring of their debt, not going out of business. Some low-volume stores may be closed, but overall there should be little impact to the consumer. And you can bet your ass they won’t do away with a consistent bestseller like the Ubiquitous Shirt.

For crying out loud, J Crew is not going away and gingham shirts are available on its website right now.

“Haha, stupid men all wear same shirt, can’t fashion.”

They’re not going under.  They’ll cut their debt load way down and close poorly performing stores, but they’re not liquidating.

Banks went from being a B version of Brooks Brothers to selling five suits for $200.  They’re basically The Men’s Wearhouse at this point.

Totally. I’m tired of people whining about wearing masks. It’s not that bad, and if we all flipping did it, it would help us get back to “normal” (whatever that’s going to be) much more quickly.

I almost went off on someone I went to a work training with ages ago because they were all ‘they made me wear a mask when I went to the grocery store, I only wore one because they gave me one. They would have been shit out of luck otherwise’.

I’m with you. Whatever it takes—if people need them to look cool to agree to wear them, then by all means, make them look cool! At least they have a mask on, so they’re a zillion times better than the idiots that refuse to wear one.

I definitely bought me, my husband, and my small child Fiona The Hippo masks from the Cincinnati Zoo. But one, my fashion plate four year old cute things and this will make convincing her to wear a mask easier and two, I want to support a zoo I like. So no regrets.