A fan once broke into John Travolta’s house and hid in his closet.

(insert joke regarding Travolta’s closet here)

I enjoy the synergy between your username and this comment.

You are being such a non-pillow right now!

So this more or less confirms that he's in a committed monogamous relationship with a Japanese body pillow named Kimiko, right?

It seems to me that the law is accomplishing exactly what was intended. People can choose not to get vaccinated, but then they forfeit the privilege of attending school and playing sports with the rest of us. They are choosing their own semi-isolation from polite society.

Muesli typically does not have either dried bananas or chocolate chips. Granola often has one or both. Bob’s Red Mill muesli is banana (and chip) free and readily available. You could add your own dark chocolate chips. Muesli is easy to make.

That James Charles “nude” is about as authentic as that Instagram chic who miraculously photographed her motorcycle accident. 

I’m sorry, but I don’t believe the Charles kid AT ALL about the blackmail lol. Someone hacked his phone and that’s the only nude/embarrassing photo he had on it? Sure, Jan.

So small government conservatives and anti-regulation types are very angry about this?

Seriously. He makes great cookies.

even if it were true, are we really resorting to lawsuits for the occasional food poisoning incident?

Thats a shark song

ok, please who are these people?? who is marlowe?

Alright, so the “his dreadlocks are actually a wig” rumour and that he dated all the popular 90 women in the span of a single year aside ...

“How Colin Jost managed to pull this off remains beyond me.”

It’s okay to be you.

Wanda Sykes nailed it when she said The Bachelor’s rose ceremony basically equated a man tapping women he deems worthy to bone on the forehead with his dick and them going crazy with happiness when he does. I hate that we see so much about this show on Jezebel, even if it’s dirt bag.

Oh Emily, my sweet Summer child.

can y’all at least start hyperlinking to instagram in the text, please, since kinja can’t figure out how to display ig posts on mobile?