Hope it didn’t keep her from pressing “play” on her laptop. 

It’s so baldly racist that it was skewered in the Parks & Rec episode “Born and Raised.” Poking fun at birtherism, Leslie Knope is literally told to go back where she came from.

Is it possible that it’s maybe not outright homophobia, but still pretty shitty to criticize someone for not being gay the way you want them to be (politician or not)?

Begging Eric to take you back?

He did apologize to the woman the next day, as soon as she said what a bummer it was for her.

Right? So many people handwringing over how no matter what he says it won’t be enough for the public, when he hasn’t even said the one most basic thing you do when you’ve wronged someone: I’m sorry.

My thought as well. If he’d focused on how he felt and wished he had been treated, we’d all be here shitting on him for being so self-absorbed and sounding like some sort of sympathizer with sexual assault perpetrators.

I am actually very curious how someone in Ansari’s position could really own up or say something that would really appease us. It just seems like someone in this position is relatively doomed (rightfully or wrongfully—I’m not making a judgement on that): anything he said would probably have not been enough. And that’s…

It’s a comedy special, not a memoir, and a pretty funny one at that. He the public no further explanation or reflection in that forum. 

Tropical Storm Barry?

Have you seen the house and location and lack of paparazzi?  Government aside....Rhode Island is an awesome place to enjoy the ocean.

Omitting Christine Taylor’s genius-level portrayal of Marcia Brady in the Brady Movies from her list of accomplishments?!

“They’re for sure gonna have it. I promise. I promise that your kid’s gonna have sex. So if she asks you what the song’s about, talk about it.”

There’s an infinity stone joke in there somewhere.

“What has America done for the benefit of mankind? Let our answer be this–America, with the same voice which spoke herself into existence as a nation, proclaimed to mankind the inextinguishable rights of human nature, and the only lawful foundations of government. America, in the assembly of nations, since her…

Someday, they’ll be together.  

Baby, baby, where did our tape go?

What kind of butt does she have that having a few plates of pasta can radically alter its shape? That’s not how butts work.

Well, Mama did say you can’t hurry love.

Supremely disappointing.