Very good crime news today

I love the idea of Demi Moore and Ed Helms being a couple! According to the headline: 44 is age appropriate for 55 year old Demi. If that’s the case, then me dating men in their 30’s is age appropriate since I’m in my 40’s? Hot damn, now I just need to stop dating men in their 20’s and move it up to 30’s. I gotta work…

I propose the #InMyLane challenge, where if someone “shows their dance moves” in my lane I get points for running them over.

Here’s hoping she finds her way to counseling and some Suboxone strips; they worked for me, and it’s been 2 years of good, clean decisions now.  Down to a half a strip a day, and hoping to get myself trimmed back to a 1/4 a day soon enough, then an 1/8, before I think I can probably be done completely.  They really…

As someone who spent the better part of the early 90s with a horrendous heroin addiction (lost our family, friends, and spent couple years living on the LA streets until we got our lives together- thanks to the magic of a pregnant street cat who gave us 6 lives to live for), I am sending this young lady all my love…

Well, it’s not like he’s got anything else to do. 

I guess that must really suck when some uses their power to cross your boundaries against your wishes.

Lindsay Lohan + Vanderpump Rules is the venn diagram of my exact wheelhouse. Please let this show be real.

Oof, Missouri is an open-carry state too... this shit is just going to be tense and scary for Maxine Waters

SAME. I am a candidate running for office in the midwest. I love Duckworth. But this mealy-mouthed, tepid, timid approach of other Dem candidates and of Dems in power, are driving me to DRINK. I want to go BOLD! But this free-floating fear is real and believe me when I tell you it is not limited to republican men! The…

“Since a startling brush with violent suicidal ideation at age 12, the isolating and sadly crucial science of preventing myself from lying on the floor in a fetal position and never getting back up has been my life’s most invisible work.”

I too am very compuzzled by this uncanny expression.

I feel like this is a headline that fell out of a wormhole from the future and I’m too primitive to understand it.

Not a tweet, but see the olive green t-shirt on the guy in the background (just snapped this off a live MSNBC report). Best fashion message of the week: essentially “Eat shit, Melania!”

The governor of South Carolina is “tough on borders”? What borders? The one with North Carolina?

Having to overthrow a tyrannical government might be the one thing that motivates me to lose weight.

Seriously considering taking some basic self-defense or boxing classes in the vague hopes that I will meet one of these ghouls in person one day and can show them the respect they deserve.

I saw this tweet and it captured my feelings. Why the fuck aren’t we hearing about the shelters for girls and babies? It makes me think the worst.