apropos of nothing, but I barely remember what Scaramucci actually looks or sounds like because in my mind, he’s just Bill Hader’s impression, which was better than reality.

As an Amurrican, why no tureen of ranch dressing?

Reading the headline and knowing Trump has the impulse control of a child with impulse control issues, I was briefly but sincierely unsure if you were speaking figuratively

Among tomorrow’s Trump Toilet Tweets:

Canada’s going to lure away our best and brightest with their Trump-free weedtopia.

Hang on. HANG. ON... I have something for this...

When it leads to your impeachment.

If you are poor or not white, you’ll be judged on your actions. If you’re a white affluent male, you’ll be given all the chances.

I hate that abusers of all types think it’s their intentions and what’s in their heart of heart that matters. People should be judged by their actions!

Who the hell cares if it was “intended as a joke.” How many little jerks snapped my bra, slapped my ass or honked my breast because they thought it would be funny? That they were joking and didn’t mean ill? Intention doesn’t matter when the violation of your bodily autonomy is breached. Fuck them.

Paul was the salesman/conman. The Trump of the early church.

Has anyone pointed out yet that Ariana Grande and Skinny Whatshisface look like the baby version of JLo and Marc Anthony?

You are all (well, of course there’s a few who can’t be bothered to be Human) such AMAZING people! My heart breaks for Mrs. Spade and all the pain she endured and the trials her daughter will face. And my heart breaks for everyone on this board who are dealing with the same. I try to be a good listener and if anyone…

This is my first visit to the Jezebel comment section (linked here from AV Club) and I just want to say how heartening it is to see an internet comment section where seemingly everyone in the “room” is not just open and honest about who they are and where they’re at, but are so willing to offer help and support to one…

^^ Needs more emphasis! She’s evil on MANY levels— being a dedicated anti-woman savage as well as an economic terrorist.

Note: Hartzler is one of the leading anti-choicers in Congress, she has spent years pushing to allow employers to opt-out of providing birth control coverage in their insurance plans and yet she speaks about “breaking the cycle of poverty”......

The last couple years have been the worst of my life. I won’t detail it, but the amount of crushing sadness and some of the thoughts that went through my head daily were slowly and completely taking over my life. I drove to the gym (which was my positive place) one day and just sat in my car and sobbed, because I…

I’m getting tired of saying this. It. Is. NOT. An. Age. Thing. I’m not saying that because it’s ageist, even though it is - I’m saying it because if you keep looking for the grey hairs you will never find the perps.

“Yet because 90% of people over 45 do not get this, while also controlling executive and managerial positions in media, he won’t face the backlash”

Alta Vista is good, I hear.