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The Ancient Booer
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Ryan Adams’ emo depressed mopey shtick makes me irrationally angry. I was shocked when I learned he was married to Mandy Moore.

This. Convince yourself you are removing face gunk (and kudos to Biore’s marketing team), but those sebaceous filaments are coming right back to live on your face. Science FTW!

This. Convince yourself you are removing face gunk (and kudos to Biore’s marketing team), but those sebaceous

I love the East-West tote. It’s a giant rectangle that holds my usual workday gear: thin laptop, change of clothes for gym, and my lunch. The brown leather just gets better with age.

I love the East-West tote. It’s a giant rectangle that holds my usual workday gear: thin laptop, change of clothes

“Most horrifically, if we are still able to identify horror in our daily stew of urgent and physically-sickening emotions, is that Trump hasn’t really been all that involved in the writing of his executive orders (not that he’d likely help) and didn’t mean to appoint Steve Bannon, his white supremacist chief advisor

Agreed. The Marshslls and TJ Maxx stores in my area are overflowing with Ivanka’s label (esp. dresses), Michael Kors, etc. Who would pay full price when half their line is in a discount store?

I said I aim for towel washing once a week. Do you wash more often than that? That seems excessive. FWIW, I do not towel dry my ass crack. The cheeks, yes. I do not mind my squeaky clean butt cheek skin sharing a towel with my squeaky clean face.

I’ll be honest: I have never washed a pillow and odds of me doing so in the future are slim to none. I’m lucky if I wash my bath towels once a week. Don’t even ask how long I go between bed sheet washes. Pillows are low on the priority list.

It saddens me to say that Mariah has reached Madonna-level thirst.

This reminds me of when Katie Couric asked Sarah Palin “What newspapers do you read?” And she responded, “Um...all of them.”

His name is Senator Murphy, not Murray.

Singles soundtrack was my 90s jam!

YOU’RE THE PUPPET

Being that these claims are still unsubstantiated, just as they were months ago, my money is on this being the Intelligence Community’s way of trolling Trump. He publicly shit on them, they in turn included months-old unsubstantiated reports in a routine intelligence briefing, therefore bringing it into the news

I don’t see the SATC similarities, other than both shows being about white women in a borough of New York City.

Yes, I saw he is back! The actor who plays him was cast in another show, which is why he left. I’m guessing that didn’t work out, hence his return. That helps but Blackish had still lost its original magic, IMO.

I feel like I’m missing something with The Crown. I watched one episode, thought “meh,” and have had no desire to watch anymore. Nothing captivated me in episode 1. Does it get better or is it just not for me? I also was neutral on House of Cards S1/E1 but was hooked in E2.

Same! I watched the hell out of Blackish the first season and a half. LOVED it (especially Tracee). Once they brought Wanda Sykes around and got rid of Charlie, it lost its luster. I tried watching again this season but it’s missing that Season 1 magic. Once I found out Bow was pregnant I officially threw in the towel.

The most important question of the night: What on earth is Kristen Cavallari doing at the Golden Globes?