This is almost enough to get me to pay for Hulu but not quite. Does anyone actually enthusiastically pay for their service? Do they have any programming (pre-Golden Girls) worth the cost? I did a free trial and was unimpressed.

TSA are unarmed and work a low pay/low skill job with zero training for incidents like this. I’m not surprised they ran.

I’m pretty sure one needs to detox in order to rid themselves of the “toxins.” See also: avoiding “chemicals”

“I’m also assuming that Chrissy would never fly the following airlines because they’re beneath her and, frankly, all of us: Spirit, America West, Southwest, Virgin, Frontier, Northwest.”

On my last international flight (Aer Lingus), the douche in front of me reclined during meal service. Before I even completed the sentence “are you fucking kidding me??” in my head, the flight attendant was already asking him to refrain from reclining until meal service was over. Who are these inconsiderate jackasses?…

If someone in front of me fully reclines, my knees have nowhere to go and there is no room to sit my laptop on my tray table, so I deem it to be inconsiderate. Out of kindness to others, I only recline fully if on a long haul flight, aka not a Southwest route.

Reba doesn’t have a top lip. Once you notice it’s absence, it becomes very distracting.

What is happening in that photo? Katie’s forehead is not that large/high. That looks like a damn Conehead with Katie’s face and a brunette wig.

Initially, I read the headline, thought this was about Selena Gomez, and was very confused. Wine and Jez sometimes don’t mix.

Seriously, this stars Billy Eichner? I don’t recall there being any shouty/yelling roles in Hairspray.

I grew a half inch because of Pilates! I wonder if I’d shrink if I stopped practicing for a while?

Jezebel hasn’t been great at covering non-election related news in the past few months. I live in the northeast and the TN fire topped my local news this morning as well as the Today Show (I have TV on as I get ready for work). My Google News feed was also headlining it this morning.

I felt the same way about the last pope as well as Pence. It’s like you can see the evil written on their faces.

I developed a dairy allergy. Lo and behold when I gave up dairy my skin cleared up within a week.

Trump needs to watch some Schoolhouse Rock, stat. He clearly does not know how government works.

I’m guessing this wasn’t the only donation Katy has made all year. Maybe she supports many causes in $10k chunks. Maybe she has already privately donated $1MM to PP this year, as she pointed out this is a *public* donation. I have never really cared about Katy Perry one way or the other, but she did a great thing by…

Update: I was greeted this morning by a satisfyingly bulky log. Flax and prunes FTW!

I was previously a regular once a day pooper. They were nice poops, our president elect may even call them luxurious. However, for the past few days I’ve had little rabbit poop pellets. What the hell is that? I have ingested several tablespoons of flaxmeal and a serving of prunes today. I’m guessing things will return…

For some reason, my local Marshalls seems to go very heavy on certain brands. Lots of Ivanka, Cynthia Rowley, Michael Kors, Lucky, and Ralph Lauren. Then the matronly Charter Club crap from Macy’s. Maybe it’s just my Marshalls, but I don’t see a whole lot of brand diversity.

Yes! They are all over Marshalls.