theancientbooer
The Ancient Booer
theancientbooer

You are aware Swift was already a success when Kanye ran on stage and interrupted her, right? She was already in possession of various AMAs and Grammy awards. I'm no Swift fan but I'll give credit where credit is due.

“And now, as residents of Britain decide whether or not they want to leave the ET, the countdown to #Texit has officially begun.”

In Florida, if there is water a gator will find it. Even the Disney machine can't stop them.

It must be tougher when Ramadan falls in June. The days are so long this time of year!

Same. She looks like a mini Beyonce in that photo!

I started subscribing to satellite radio a year ago and I am SHOCKED how many female artists their pop country station (The Highway) plays versus your average Clear Channel radio station. The songs and artists are out there, and by all accounts getting plenty of air on satellite, but traditional radio isn’t playing

I followed a detailed sourdough starter method from King Arthur Flour and found it to be foolproof!

Yes- they’re called my hands! Bread making doesn’t have to be a labor intensive process. Some bread I bake is no-knead. I also have a stand mixer which I use when it would be a laborious process otherwise. Bread machines are good but keep you limited to a certain shape. Plus it is another big gadget to store in my

I kill house plants but have kept my sourdough starter alive for almost a year. It can be done!

Same. Tankini or GTFO. I have a long torso, so one pieces don’t fit. I am active in water sports, so traditional bikinis don’t allow me to be active without worrying one of my boobs will pop out.

I love swim tights. I am incredibly pale and I wear them while snorkeling in tropical waters. If not, I’d have to keep slapping on obscene amounts of sunblock. I bought mine from Athleta.

7 hours of work and 1 hour for lunch? Are your bosses a herd of unicorns? Your office sounds unbelievably awesome.

I’m hoping advancements in colonoscopy technology are made before I am old enough to need them. Shitting every last bit of fecal matter out followed by an anal probe while I’m drugged up doesn’t sound appealing.

Same. My mother rarely went to the primary care doctor, let alone an OB/GYN. I finally went to a gynecologist for the first time around age 24 when I realized that is what most women do every year. If your parents aren't guiding you in that direction, it isn't surprising many of us are late to the party!

I love all of those ladies. Leslie thinking Kate was Middleton, not McKinnon, for a whole year is everything.

Jamie Lee Curtis looks like a gray haired Claire Underwood in that photo.

I’m a mid-level manager is the science/tech sector. Business casual is the official policy here but my CEO wears a suit daily. I wear nice pants or skirts and tops with flats, boots, sensible heels, or wedges (<3"). Dresses are in heavy rotation because I don’t need to put an outfit together. One and done. I always

Same, but I’m older than you. I’m 39 and am too old to be a Millennial, too young to identify with Gen X.

Co-signing this. I paid $400 for a cleaning (anesthesia, minor dental work) but my Labrador’s breath no longer makes me wince.

The only hologram performance I can truly get on board with is that of Lil Sebastian.