Many hugs to you, kind Internet stranger.

Same (except replace “father” with “mother”). While the royal kids are definitely adorable, my ovaries feel nothing and I don't feel compelled to squee.

If they were going after fat states, they would have called them Mississippi.

If they were going after fat states, they would have called them Mississippi.

OMG. “I’m hot, you’re not, top that!”

I have to disagree. Not many male country artists are flat ironed and highlighted, with a soul patch to boot.

Are baby doll dresses back? Damn, those were comfy AF.

Wouldn’t this project have been more relevant 10 years ago?

I have no idea what probiotics do for my poop. However, many women will attest to the fact that probiotics stop yeast infections when on antibiotics. Probiotics prescribed to my dog from her veterinarian made her diarrhea disappear while she was temporarily on doggie meds. Articles like this is what makes people shit…

I always close the door to pee or poop. My spouse and I are besties and we agree that is one area in life where we both prefer privacy.

He has a Jimmy Buffet-esque summer tour following (tours = big $ for artists). He also has his own radio station on SiriusXM. I don't listen to it but they promote the ever loving shit out of it on other SiriusXM country stations.

Billy Joel is the “artist in residence” at Madison Square Garden in NYC. He plays huge arena shows there often. I bet he’s making a killing singing a bunch of his greatest hits for 2 hours a night every couple weeks. That's my best guess how he made it anywhere near the top of this list.

At least be honest: you fully meant to shade moms who don’t breastfeed. I’m not a mom (I opt out of baby having) but I absolutely hate the way women shame each other when it comes to child rearing. It wouldn’t kill you, or other judgmental women like you, to be a little kinder.

Mom shade!

Uncle Trevor was hot!

YES. He was amazing in Cabaret.

As a young woman, I am sure I would have suffered from labia insecurity mainly due to the easy accessibility of porn by everyone, everywhere, 24/7. However, as a woman in my late 30s, I am old enough and wise enough to know that any man I give access to my business is generally pretty damn happy to be there. I so wish…

She was on an ABC soap opera (All My Children) for years. I'm guessing they are counting that in the 26 years.

I completely get it. My waist is essentially one size smaller than my hips/ass. Very few brands fit me right without tailoring- the waist gap/plumber crack danger is high.

NEVER! I love the Golden Girls. I do not love their 1980s Miami aesthetic.

Why is Dean Cain using plates in a pattern I imagine feeling at home on the set of the Golden Girls?