I’m 39, married, no kids. I am pleased to report that by your late 30s, the public’s general interest in your uterus wanes.

Diane is my favorite Blackish character. I miss her beef with Charlie.

I thought Chico’s already covered the Paula Deen look: bold, matronly patterns with a hint of bedazzle.

I'm also in IT. My group has 25 men, 2 women.

Peep toe boots? The legacy of 500 Days of Kristen lives on.

I watch The Voice and originally was worried about Miley becoming a coach. After seeing her in the mentor role (or whatever they call it), I'm excited! I didn't realize she could really sing and knows her shit (her music isn't in my wheelhouse/typical genre).

That’s not flexibility Miley is showing off, that’s pure strength.

Terry Gross is an amazing interviewer. Even when talking to the most famous of famous A-listers who have been interviewed a thousand times, she’ll come up with a question and the person will genuinely be all, “Wow, that’s a great question. I’ve never thought about that.” Truly in a league of her own.

My 1992 self would never believe my 2016 self would utter such a sentence, but here it goes: I have newfound respect for Everlast.

I see no harm in using something like a naturopath or acupuncture to compliment western medicine for minor issues (NOT life/death issues or serious illness). I’ve heard the same pooh-poohing about acupuncture yet have known people that swear it was the only thing that worked for sciatica. It is a subject that doesn’t…

I am 5'7" 150 lbs and a size 6 or 8. It is amazing how differently we all carry weight.

This is only my personal experience with a naturopath: I had year round allergies. Always stuffy, drippy, never breathing clearly. I don’t do well with many OTC allergy meds (horrific dry mouth and other side effects). I saw an allergist/MD who tested me for a bunch of stuff to see if I was allergic to an…

I wish they paired Dolly with Kacey Musgraves instead. That would have been fantastic.

Most naturopaths see themselves as a compliment to traditional Western medicine, not a replacement. NPs are regulated/licensed in my state (Connecticut) and are even covered by my traditional health insurance. I have used one to sort out some food allergies along with my MD/allergist.

I’ve had two bouts of food poisoning in my life. Both featured diarrhea but nothing so explosive where I shat myself. Just your regular old gurgly stomach diarrhea.

Women bleed from their vaginas monthly. Sometimes the bleeding is heavy and comes unannounced. Women also give birth to children, which when done vaginally usually involves shitting during delivery with an audience of your loved ones as well as the midwife, medical staff, etc. While this may have sounded like a good…

I still have no idea what happened, other than you were bullied and it crossed over into your offline life. I am more of a reader than poster here but have been wondering where you were. I have always enjoyed your posts. People can be truly horrible to other humans and I will never understand why. Big hugs to you,…

Is Cher referring to flag-icans? How does 🇺🇸icans equal Americans? Is a flag an “Amer”? As a regular Tweet Beat reader, I should know not to overthink Cher’s tweets (or Yoko’s). But here I am.

You’re right- it’s his face shape that is more in line with his dad’s. Couple that with his hairline- it is retreating at a rapid pace.

Wow, W. is rapidly turning into his father. He looks like a younger version of George HW.