Most dark chocolate is dairy free. Some of the cheaper brands will contain some milk derivative but most don’t. I can even buy semi-sweet chocolate chips that are dairy free. I can’t eat dairy so I am all too familiar with the issue.

I’m sorry you are going through a rough time right now. Many hugs to you, kind stranger.

How dare you make me like you, if even for a moment, Lindsey Graham.

Same here! I gave up dairy and my skin has never been better. Zero pimples is more important to me than eating cheese. I was told it was caused by the hormones in dairy, since you are ingesting a lactating mammal’s milk.

Chloe earned goodwill from me when she was on 30 Rock as the cable heir. Loved her vs. Liz Lemon.

What happened to Mischa Barton that she ended up on DWTS? I know she was big on the OC and then....?

Spoiler alert: it doesn't end well for Jesus

H&M bridal dresses for $550? I bought my traditional white wedding gown from a bridal store in 2004 for about that price, including all alterations. Even without this latest trend of every store getting in the wedding game, there have always been cheaper alternatives. I believe Say Yes to the Dress culture has made…

Do they no longer teach science in schools? How can otherwise seemingly functional adults buy into this garbage? Fools wasting their money on waist trainers get what they deserve...empty wallets and the same amount of abdominal fat they started with.

Kaia looks like a cross between Hayley Orrantia and Rachel Bilson.

I love Michelle’s dress and she looks amazing, as usual. I am not wild about Sophie’s dress...the beaded part frames her boobs in an odd way.

I’m a big fan of Satan Den of Babykillers. They performed my annual gynecological well-visit at an affordable price in the years I was in college/post-college when I had no health insurance. Good people, those Babykillers.

Fairfield County is a strange place, for sure. It is so different than the rest of Connecticut yet it is where every Connecticut stereotype stems from (rich, country clubs, prep schools, preppy, etc.). The rest of the state is more typical New England and considers Fairfield County a NYC suburb.

Fairfield is most definitely considered an affluent town. Sure, it has “poorer” pockets but overall locals consider it affluent. As affluent as Westport? Of course not, but Fairfield is not considered a middle class town. You are correct- I am saying gangs have no influence in Trumbull or Milford (I grew up in the…

Gangs in Trumbull? HA! Trumbull is an affluent suburb where children worry about SAT scores, not gangs. Milford is less affluent than Trumbull but pretty solidly middle class with pockets of wealth and pockets of working class/poor. Gangs have generally never been an issue.

I thought she had died years ago until I saw this headline. Whoops.

He definitely will. The GOP will get Rubio as their favored candidate via a contested convention and Trump will create the Trump Party (appropriate acronym: TP). TP will run against the Dems and GOP, splitting the GOP vote, and handing the Dems a win (*crosses fingers*).

I’m not following whatever message Cher is trying to get across. To be honest, that happens often when reading Cher’s tweets.

END OF DAYS I Tell you. There is no winner here. President Trump, President Cruz...no matter. We are all fucked if any of these human shit stains make it to the White House.

I imagine the Pussy Posse/Wolf Pack to chant their name a la JTP on The Goldbergs.