theancientbooer
The Ancient Booer
theancientbooer

I’m not following whatever message Cher is trying to get across. To be honest, that happens often when reading Cher’s tweets.

END OF DAYS I Tell you. There is no winner here. President Trump, President Cruz...no matter. We are all fucked if any of these human shit stains make it to the White House.

I imagine the Pussy Posse/Wolf Pack to chant their name a la JTP on The Goldbergs.

Holy shit, I agree with Ted Cruz. END OF DAYS IS HERE.

What a fantastic woman (and gorgeous in that protest photo!). I only wish I knew of her while she was still alive.

I'm happy to see Rob is keeping it klassy on social media.

We now know how he really feels. Not that it matters anyway, as his campaign is in a death spiral.

I have a long torso. Unless I am seeking out a full on frontal perma-wedgie, rompers are a no-go.

In all fairness, I’m guessing your $25 leggings were made in a sweatshop somewhere in the developing world. Not that I’m judging, I certainly can’t afford to build a wardrobe with ethically, crafted made in the USA garments.

I would definitely wear were I plus sized. Cute, fashionable, well made fabrics, and made in the US? That’s hard to find in 0-14 sizes, let alone plus size!

Honking like a goose or honking like a car?

Looks like Tom has been going to John Travolta’s face guy. Maybe they get 2 for 1 discounts at the Scientology Celebrity Center.

Ellie Goulding stole my hairstyle from 1990. That bitch.

I prefer Crazy Ira and the Douche.

Your dad grew up across the street from the Supremes?!

What's up with the wonky eye?

That was my question too...one of these things is not like the other.

I couldn't bear to click on the linked article. Thanks for taking one for the team.

She's totally BFF with Gwyneth, isn't she?

I’m a frequent flier and agree with Madeleine: suck it up. Sometimes your seat mate will be overweight, other times they’ll be the ones who picked up the cup of clam chowder and a side of onion rings before boarding. It's all luck of the draw. Flight crew knows what's up- every time they see empty seats they do their