Generally, deplaning is orderly but holy hell...Southwest Airlines is the exception. Every Southwest flight I have ever been on has had rude people way in the back of the plane trying to deplane before those in front. I totally throw up the aisle block (my body or bag) when people do that. It is incredibly rude.

They are medical doctors who perform medical procedures, so it really isn’t odd. Are you confusing dermatologists with aestheticians (they do facials at spas and whatnot)?

I know it’s popular to hate on Gwyneth but THAT is how you do divorce with kids. Too often the parents are selfish cry babies who can’t put their kids first for even a second. I can hate on GOOP the website but I give these two a lot of credit in the parenting department.

“You old troll” will now replace my old favorite “sea hag.” Thank you for that.

Sorry not sorry that I know this...Milania is the child of Joe and Teresa Guidice of Real Housewives of New Jersey fame. Also a holy terror who is highly amusing being that I don't have to deal with that child IRL.

Co-sign. I’ve got a pediatric/NICU nurse and a neuro nurse in my family. Both compassionate, dedicated people...the kind you’d want saving your ass (or your child). A couple bad apples don't spoil the whole profession.

I grew up in Connecticut and all schools had a nurse. They passed out meds or provided the sniff test to see if you were actually legit sick and needed to go home. I should add, I am an Old (at least by Jez standards) at age 39. Things could be different now, with budget cuts and whatnot.

Couch goals.

As a woman, I have always felt “broken” when it comes to babies. Sure, some are very cute, but I feel more internal “SQUEEE!” towards puppies and kittens than I do babies. No worries, I’m not having any children.

Fellow 30-something checking in. I don’t know your budget, but Anthropologie has super cute dresses and all sale items are an extra 40% off this weekend. Boden is another good place for dresses. For in-person shopping, I gave been extremely successful finding dresses at Marshalls.

1. You’re so pretty! 2. Damn, braces are so low profile these days! Dare I say they are cute! I had braces back in the early 90s and they were gigantic compared to your itty bitty braces. I wish you a future of straight teeth and pain free orthodontist appointments!

I found a product that has pretty much changed my face: Dermalogica Skinperfect Primer. It costs roughly a thousand dollars (slight exaggeration) for a tube the size of my pinky finger but OMG you guys... I am in my late 30s and have always had some under eye circles. This primer is tinted, so on super pale people…

Been there, done that. I never had a deep longing for kids. I know women who squee “OH MY OVARIES” when they see cute kids or babies. Me? I feel nothing towards them, never have. I was never against having children but I was never for it either. My husband was similarly ambivalent. Fast forward to now, where I am 39…

Yes! Now Kit (not Kat) went and overdid the facial work (surgery or just shit tons of Botox and fillers?) and hosts daytime Access Hollywood.

In order, my favorite seasons were the first NYC, Boston, then Hawaii. I checked out after the hot mess that was Chicago.

I wish we had IDGAF Obama for all 8 years of his presidency, but I’ll take what I can get.

I’m a salaried worker and haven’t had a strict half hour for lunch since I worked retail back in college. I eat at my desk because I always bring my lunch from home and our company lunchroom is sad and kind of gross, but I don’t work while I eat. I surf the web, chat with coworkers, etc. Sometimes lunch is 30 minutes,…

You know that Muslims can be white, right? You can't tell a Muslim from their skin color any more than you can identify a Catholic from their skin color.

I can’t help but read Joey Fatone’s name as JOEY FAT-ONE. Once I saw it I couldn't unsee it.

Flagpole Sitta IS MY JAM.