If David and Posh ever broke up, I’d be heartbroken. They seem to genuinely love each other and both appear to adore their children. I have no complaints about People’s choice this year.

Makes sense. Just like 9/11 would have been much worse if it weren’t for US citizens being able to bear arms.

That’s God’s equivalent of a drunk whisper.

At first, I read this to myself as “coop,” like you ate in a chicken coop in college. Gotta be honest, the visual is making me snicker!

You may be the only person ever in sales to get by with a 5 day/40 hour work week. Well done!

Let me guess, government worker?

We went that route with zero regrets. I am now 39 and married for 11 years, so those who were inclined to ask about the status of my uterus have now mostly stopped. Neither of us had any urge to have kids. Our lives don’t feel like they’re missing anything, no hole to fill. “Because society says I should” or “because…

At first I was thinking I could picture myself lounging around the house in Lady Gaga’s BAHA EAST get up. Then I realized my stomach would protrude through the abdominal cutout, making me look like a Care Bear.

I always think of Riff-Raff from the 80s era cartoon, “Heathcliff.”

Holy shit, Carson looks like Freddy Krueger’s fresh faced son. Whoever green lighted these Today Show costumes is so fired.

I am lazy/borderline disgusting with makeup brushes. I only use 2 brushes (powder foundation and blush) and wash them maaaaybe once a month. Maybe. When I do, I just swirl the brush in my hand with face wash and rinse until clean. No fancy cleaning sprays.

They will stop giving publicity when you stop clicking on the stories. Clickbait!

I won’t lie..at first I was all, “I can’t read this poorly written crap (“ragedy motel” LOLOLOLOL). I hate Twitter. What do these words she is using even mean?” However, here I am. I read all of it. ALL OF IT. What the hell did I just read? It was horrifying that a world so different than mine exists, yet riveting. I…

I think you are sniffing around for reasons to be offended. Why would anyone care if the three lead actors were Jewish or Christian or Scientologists or (fill in the blank).

Since it sounds like you know what you are talking about and I certainly don’t...I have gray/purple undereye circles (thanks, allergies!) and have no idea how to cover them up. I am in my late 30s so I don’t have wrinkles but the start of fine lines. Any suggestions?

I remember being very upset when I was 3 years old because my parents wouldn't let me be an eyebrow for Halloween.

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Agreed. Also, I grew up in a lower income house. We ate plenty of vegetables, but they were frozen or canned. Frozen veg is dirt cheap and plenty of canned vegetables aren’t sodium laden these days. You can even find sodium free canned veg... Yes, being poor is tough but having been there myself, I just can’t accept…

Coconut oil is safe for eyeballs. I bet the ingredient list on the $35 goo is more concerning. Also, I can’t imagine coconut oil would sprout pube hairs out of your brows. Sidenote: I have one, and only one, LONG ASS brow hair that I have to trim about once a month when it starts to take on a life of its own. This…

I keep a small jar of coconut oil in my bathroom. To take off eye makeup, I swipe some oil on my finger, rub it around the cupped palm of my hand until warm and liquid, then I wipe a cotton ball across my hand to pick it all up. Swipe that across your eye and mascara and eyeliner are gone! Then I wash my face as usual.