theancientbooer
The Ancient Booer
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I hate to be *that* coconut oil person, however it makes for a dirt cheap, all natural, moisturizing eye makeup remover.

Cracklin Oat Bran for the win. It dupes you into thinking it is healthy, what with its rough texture and the word BRAN front and center. However, it tastes like a bowl of cookies and has a calorie count to match.

Gillian Jacobs at age 50?

Cider doughnuts are AMAZING when warm and fresh. New England in autumn can’t be beat and the wide availability of cider doughnuts is one of the reasons. From Connecticut on north, they can be found in their native environment (local fairs, pumpkin patches, pick your own apple places, etc.).

Neither was Trevor Noah, who hadn't started hosting the Daily Show yet. What else you got?

Now I’m wondering why I don’t have a photo of myself as a laser-eyed centaur just waiting at the ready in my Camera Roll.

First of all, great reporting. More of this please! I’m so confused by the conflicting recommendations, especially since each of us are in different boats regarding genetics vs. environment vs. other risk factors. I am 39, never been pregnant, and was diagnosed with Primary Ovarian Failure (POF) 2 years ago

This article makes me miss my old TLC home renovation favorite, “While You Were Out.”

I was a juror on a homicide trial in which the defendent allegedly murdered multiple people, among other awful things. I have to say, every one of us jurors were able to separate our emotions and follow the legal instructions according to the law, not according to how we felt. During deliberations, which lasted

I’m one episode away from finishing OITNB season 2! Getting “tired” (that’s code for too much wine) but I may have to power through and see if V gets gets the beat down she deserves.

The spouse picked up a fancypants bottle of Cabernet that we killed with ease. I have moved on to our house swill (Cabernet that comes in 1.5 liter bottles, natch) which isn't as satisfying but does the trick.

The first few pieces look like they are from Yeezy’s Pyongyang Prison collection.

Alright, I'll be the one to say it: dude is big AND tall. He's definitely in overweight territory, though also definitely adorable. You keep doing you, Big and Tall Target model.

I’m happy that Joe Jonas found gainful employment as an electrician since his whole singing career thing didn't work out as planned.

What’s up with Kris Jenner’s mismatching eyes in this photo? Has she always had a wonky eye?

I found my first gray hair at age 28. I’m now 39 and only have about 4 gray hairs total, so don’t panic!

I though the headline said Amish, not Ashish. I clicked wondering how that was going to pan out, being that the Amish find buttons and zippers too flashy.

I was “meh” on Aubrey’s dress until you posted this pic. The sparkle makes it, she looks gorgeous, LOVE.

You must be some sort of oracle!

Canada’s election cycle is a “long” 10 weeks this year. I envy you, Canada.