I served for 2 weeks on a triple homicide trial. I find it quaint when people complain about going to court for a day.

I want to go there. Wherever this magical straight haired land may be. My hair is a mix of barely wavy to curly. The only thing consistent is the frizz. In desert climate I get less frizz but still the funky wavy/not wavy bits.

Where is the straight haired part of the country?

This is one of the best articles I have read on Jezebel in ages. Well written, well executed, well done, sir! Congratulation to you and Allen. I wish you a lifetime of happiness together.

YAAAAASSSSS.

I am aware. It was a joke.

Crystal Wang? For real?

Sometimes you just need to do a quick booger check in the mirror. No self loathing, no judgement...just checking for boogs.

I never really ate beets until they started showing up in my CSA. After the first time I ate a fair amount of them, I thought I was dying. I did my usual morning poop, turned around to flush, and saw BLOOD RED POOP. The red was leaching out into the toilet water. I audibly gasped, started to get the sweats (because I…

Vionic sandals. Arch support for miles, though maybe 50% of their shoes look like something your dear old nana would find sensible. The other half is cute though!

I’m not sure why we hate her (details, schmetails) but Jez certainly has a target on Anne’s forehead.

Wait, Jennifer Anniston got married? I hadn’t heard.

For those keeping score: we hate Lena Dunham, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Anne Hathaway. Cara Delevigne is not hated (yet), but she’s on notice.

I’ve only seen her shoes in DSW and Marshall’s. Are they all dated looking patent platform pumps or do those stores just carry her most hideous/outdated styles? Because that’s all I have ever seen from JS.

His fellow inmates in prison will make sure Jared becomes familiar with a different kind of footlong...

Most people don’t care what 99% of people on Twitter are thinking. Twitter = narcissist paradise

Sorry, but looking after coworkers’ kids is babysitting. Agan, not the job I signed up for. I think I’ll just bow out now and go the ol’ “agree to disagree” route with you. We will never see eye to eye on this topic.

Correct, I do not have children. However, you are incorrect to jump to the old stereotype that if you’re not a mommy, you just don’t understand. I fully support massive change when it comes to paternity and maternity leave in the US. I have regularly stepped up for coworkers when parenting demands have taken them out…

As a minority currently living in Connecticut, I don’t find it any more unfriendly than any other state in which I have lived.

So what you are saying is yes, you are asking your coworkers to babysit your kid when you have to, you know, do your job. This woman in her child-bearing years will take a hard pass on that, thanks.