I have never worked in an office where children are welcome regularly. If there is a child care pinch once in a great while? Sure. On the regular? Hell no. So if you have an important meeting to attend, do you ask your coworkers to babysit your kid at the office? Bring your kid in with you to an important client…

Wait, what did I miss? In what workplace is it acceptable to bring your child?

My Beck crush evaporated when I found out he was a Scientoligist.

Everyone told me I wouldn’t have time to eat at my wedding and I made damn sure those people were proven wrong. I ate the passed appetizers during cocktail hour. I ate my full meal, while sitting down and drinking a glass (or 3) of wine. I ate a slab of my wedding cake. F that noise of not eating at your wedding. We…

“I don’t know” was shortened to IDK. After that, some fools decided that IDK should now be IONO, because adding the extra letter makes complete sense. Say the phrase “I don’t know” with zero enunciation, like you would after drinking a pint of Patron Silver. Now you have it...IONO.

I’m guessing you have never actually cracked open one of GP’s cookbooks. Her cookbook has some really accessible, balanced and yes, healthy (GASP!) recipes. Nothing restrictive or overly strange. Hate all you want but at least have an actual basis for doing so as opposed to joining the usual Jez pile-on of Gwyneth,…

I’m in the grays but am enough of a long-time Jez reader to know of your commitment to this noble cause. We salute you.

Unpopular opinion: I have made Gwyneth recipes from her book and Goop. They're mostly pretty accessible and tasty. I'll definitely check out this book from the library (free, I won't pay for this).

Are you Birds Rights Activist?

Khloe really looks like Kourtney in the cover photo.

Fellow New Englander checking in. Nothing better than rolling down the car windows when it finally hits 45F in the spring, iced coffee in hand. Im not sure if we are that hardy or that stupid.

YOU NEED TO TRY A PEPPERMINT MOCHA, STAT.

The 1980s were a glorious time to be alive with naturally curly hair. Had I have been an adult in the 80s, I would have been all “Suck it, all of you perm having bitches.”

Fuck rhubarb. It is only palatable once you add a metric crap-ton of sugar. Good call, Bear.

Luckily she has done some sort of chemical straightening on her hair. As a fellow naturally curly like TSwift, if she was going au natural that shit would have been large and in charge, taking on a life of its own when you mix it with the DC humidty and forehead/scalp sweat.

Who are these people that think Modern Family is still funny? STOP NOMINATING THEM, EMMY PEOPLE. That show should have quit about 2 seasons ago.

I hate that I know this, but Jill is in Central America (El Salvador, I think) doing missionary work aka trying to convert the locals to their brand of Christianity.

I don’t know what is more sad: the fact that some turd went dumpster diving to retrieve these notes or the fact that Britney’s parents likely didn’t follow through with finishing her education during her formative years.

MAYBE THE FACT THAT HIS MARRIAGE IS CRUMBLING LIKE A NATURE VALLEY GRANOLA BAR.

Ocean stopped talking to me a few years back. It was right after she noticed I was rocking some C9 yoga pants from Target.