Good gravy. I’m 38 years old and keep finding out horrible truths that will show themselves to me sooner rather than later. To recap, eyebrows will disappear/stop growing, pubes turn gray, stray hairs will grown on your areola, darker mustache hair will start to grow in, acne does not leave your face just because…

I didn’t even recognize Denise Huxtable.

Clearly we brunch at very different caliber restaurants, as Jessica Alba’s outfit is more upscale than anything I have ever seen on a weekend morning/early afternoon in my neck of the woods.

Is Vanessa Hudgens even relevant in 2015? At first I thought she was the one married to Nick Lachey but then realized she was the one in High School Musical.

Left hand side Olsen is missing an arm.

Rick “Sour” Vane and the Burger King need their own buddy movie, stat.

Want to turn McDonald’s around? Start serving McPoutine.

Looking at the US Social Security baby names database, the name “George” peaked in the early 1900s at #4. As of 2013, it is #157 on the list of boy names, right behind “Riley” and just ahead of “Jesse”. There is something to be said about the regional popularity of names, of course. Where I live in the northeast, I…

Every George I have ever met is over age 50. I guess it isn’t dowdy but definitely an old person’s name.

Charlotte is a really popular baby name where I live. Charlotte in 2015 is the Emma of 2001 or the Hannah of 2004. Regardless, it is a nice name and it isn’t like the royal couple could have hopped on the horrible “creative spelling” baby name trend (Kailynn or Jesyka, anyone?). They are stuck with dowdy names like…

Based on the information provided by the school district, a french fry sandwich (potato + bread) is acceptable. A few Oreos alongside an otherwise balanced lunch (sandwich and fruit) are not.

Girl arm dances like no one else. Were her feet even moving more than a couple paces? I’m surprised it is an ankle injury as opposed to tennis elbow.

Too bad Sylvia Brown is dead, I’d love to hear her talk her way out of that...

Are there really 50% of men who aren’t comfortable with living/marrying a woman who brings home more money? I am a woman who makes more than her husband and at the end of the day, we are both all “Yay more money for US!” I have never had the experience nor heard horror stories from friends of men who had a problem…

It sounds exhausting to try to stay “on message” about my “personal brand” all of the time. I am a normal human, not a Kardashian. I think I will take my chances.

You’ll see absolutely gigantic pairs of shorts. Monstrous shorts. Shorts that go down to the ankles. Pants right? Wrong. Shorts.

Talk about Jeb’s work/life balance and how he can’t “have it all” and I believe we can declare victory, ladies.

Oh, Florida. Never change.

Born and raised in the northeast, never heard of “dipping” ice cream. Prior to reading these comments, I had no idea what a hand dipped milkshake was.

Anna’s? Love that place.