I was on the road for work and needed a very quick lunch. I found a BK right off of the highway exit and proceeded to the drive through. I ordered a chicken sandwich and onion rings. I was told they were out of chicken. How does that happen?

Taller than average frequent flying woman checking in here...I would say roughly half of my flights feature me assisting another passenger with their bag. Usually it is a much older woman, though sometimes a younger woman who is either too short, too weak, or just doesn’t know the trick of how to stuff their big ass…

I’m cool as a cucumber on a plane...until turbulence hits. A couple bumps are fine but when the plane is shaking or rolling from side to side my anxious mind starts telling my body we are on high alert. It doesn’t help that I’m a nervous pooper and will want to evacuate my bowels once we’ve safely landed, but that’s…

Unpopular opinion: I like The Gap. the whole store is on sale every week for 30-40% off so only suckers pay full price. If you see something you like, wait a day or two for the next sale.

YES. Annie’s4Life. Actually, I buy the Whole Foods store brand (365) which tastes the same but runs only $0.99/box. My prep: I drain the shells in a colander then melt the butter in the hot pan where the shells were. Then add the cheese packet and a splash of milk, kind of like making a roux because I am fancy like…

I agree, it has become standard fare for celebs to try and make themselves relatable to us commoners by talking about how nerdy or dorky or shy they were back in the day. Nothing about Kim appears to be authentic, so I am not sure I’d buy any of what she is selling, whether it is regarding her childhood or her skin…

DUI laws are inconsistent with the principles of a free society. Long live drinking and driving, amirite Libertarians?

I am not a neon shoe kind of girl, however it is impossible to find shoes in non-lady colors or non-neon colors. My current kicks are black, purple, blue and gray Asics and that was the most subdued I could find that suited my foot. What happened to all of the blues and grays of the 1990s that I used to wear???

Since only an ignorant Rich would overpay for weed in gold foil, I am OK with it. Weed needs to be embraced by the masses- including rich douchebags- in order to gain mass acceptance. When weed becomes as ordinary of a vice as a dirty martini, the rest of us Poors will be free to go about our business legally.

So many shocking things in real life came from the actors on Full House. Dave Coulier inspired the Alanis Morisette song “You Oughta Know.” Jodi Sweetin became a meth head (recovered, natch). The Olsen twins became The Olsen Twins. We learned Candace Cameron is only slightly less insane than her brother Kirk. Now, via…

RaeLynn is THE WORST. I remember watching her on NBC’s The Voice a couple years ago and she would stomp around in cowboy boots with a big fake flower in her hair, and sing with an over exaggerated twangy accent/vocal affectation that made me immediately hit the mute button. Fast forward to her recently released…

I put my money on this being racist assholery as opposed to assholery of the gravestone tipping variety.

Is Ray J the one who peed on Kim Kardashian? Or was that R Kelly? No wait, R Kelly is the one who pees on underage girls, right?

I am a woman well into my 30s and also lack the urge to reproduce. My career has nothing to do with bettering the lives of others, I just never felt the urge to birth and raise a child for 18+ years. There is no shame in not wanting to have children, nor should we have to qualify our decision with “I am not a…

She couldn’t have had that much work done. If so, I would think by now she would have opted to construct an upper lip. I am always mesmerized by her lack of one whenever I see a close-up photo of Reba.