I assume the expression you meant was “You look like you just robbed a bank”, which is indeed not a thing that anyone says, James, why are you still here, James?

Legit answer: Rivers is from Athens, AL, which ~100 miles from Nashville, and people there adopted the Chargers because of him because they don’t otherwise give a shit about the NFL.

I had tried to be a completionist nerd and finish Witcher 1 before moving on to the other games, but I gave up on it because I hated the combat (everything else was good, though) and so the series just kinda passed me by. Pretty sure I have 2 and 3 on my Steam account...maybe it’s finally time to catch up with the…

And that is in retaliation for that gang leader murdering one of your lieutenants, for which there is a heartfelt scene of your character holding him in your arms and grieving, and during which my character was wearing the Borat mankini and a top hat, which is why SR2 is perhaps the best game ever made.

I hadn’t seen this until now. “’I see no compelling reason for any of our sites to be writing about the decision to cease publishing Splinter,’ Maidment wrote.” What a fucking stooge. 

I haven’t seen anywhere else to say this on these sites, but sorry you’re dead, Splinter.

ERMAGHERD

Right, a coward.

I’m sorry, this comment is too long, can you wear a branded polo shirt and read it in front of a camera to me? It’ll be easier to monetize.

I think the difference is you put the cheapest possible liquor into those, nobody is pouring Fleischmann’s in a glass and enjoying the flavor profile.

To own the libs, duh.

I’m very interested in the stripped-down version of this album. I think the bones of the songs are all solid, there’s just too much shit going on and getting in the way. Big isn’t always better, sometimes it’s just distracting.

I won’t have to wait long to find out, but I’m afraid that the new Angel Olsen is going to hit me like the new Bat For Lashes: an artist I love, trying something different, that leaves me entirely cold. I hope I’m wrong.

Yeah, pretty egregious for sure.

The error was nothing, they lost because they got Bad Hader who couldn’t hit his spots. Even if Grisham had fielded it cleanly, it’s still tied and there’s no reason to think that Hader was going to get the next man out. Even the “HBP” shouldn’t have happened, because he couldn’t command his pitches. Leave Trent alone!

I’m trying, but I can’t quite figure out the contortions one would have to do in order to believe that trying to hold the President accountable for his clear and obvious crimes is “burning down and destroying this country.” May I never jump to that conclusion.

Every time something like this happens (which is all the time), I reflect that while I have no great love for the man, Rex Tillerson was right about one thing: this guy is a fucking moron.

We had different reactions to the people trying to take the bell. Mine was “Fuck you assholes, I got this bell fair and square, get off my goose dick”

Almost as good as the Brewers catching fire like this has been watching the Cubs Cub it up.

Man that photo is fucking horrifying.