All you do is sneak around and find ever more elaborate ways to fuck up people’s lives. This is basically a Hitman game.

A Cardinals fan.

Yep, that’s some legitimately tight songwriting there.

Why not just ask him yourself, Ben, if you want to see it so bad.

I mean, he kind of WAS a proponent of using the government to solve problems, if you consider that his only solution to anything was “send the military to bomb the problem”.

Alabama was going to be grazed? I thought it was going to be hit (much) harder than anticipated. Weird how his statements don’t match up!

2 things:

Ah yes, the “I meant to look stupid” defense, I’m sure that’s what Ingraham was going for.

The guys of Whitney, whatshisname and the other one

That’s the big blow to me.

Ah yes, the classic “uh it was satire, I guess you’re not smart enough to get it” defense employed by all complete morons who are trying to pretend they were joking about something.

I have one I bought at a Har Mar Superstar show, it has been really handy when I needed it.

I have one I bought at a Har Mar Superstar show, it has been really handy when I needed it.

“Bumbag” is a great name for them.

“Bumbag” is a great name for them.

I haven’t seen that but he did move the goalposts to “none of you can point out one elected member of the government who said it while in office” or something like that.

Still rockin’ mine.

Still rockin’ mine.

Isn’t there an old Trump tweet that was like “I’ve never seen a skinny person order a Diet Coke”? Hmmm

My reaction to the trailer, however long ago that was, was “this is the dumbest movie I’m absolutely going to see this year”.

“but if they follow it up with actions which then I don’t get to enjoy my lunch or other actions”

Does he think Cummings is the mayor of Baltimore?

No grill marks? You’re fuckin’ up my steak dinner, bud, and that’s how you get striked.